What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

I’d bet that those 40% might also be known as “the reason we all left Twitter“

No bone spurs!

But there is nothing wrong with him

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents.

What the fuck are we doing here?

I knew it! The White House is considering SUSPENDING HABEAS CORPUS. And here I thought I was being paranoid.

Menendez Jr: They feel no weight of the law and no restraint on what they should be doing. And that was shown in broad daylight today when they not just arrested the Mayor of Newark but when they put their hands on two members of congress standing behind me. How is this acceptable?

Good thing he decorated the Oval Office with all that tacky gold shit from China before the tariffs kicked in.

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

For being the coolest dictator, Bukele sure is a little bitch.

That’s the plan. ❤️ #thewhitelotus

#HandsOff in Chicago

This is the beginning of the future we, The American People, are writing.

He must hate this picture.

Elect a criminal, expect a crime spree.

I think Canadians get it.

Why does Trump want Greenland? To emulate Putin? Yes. To try to out-do Hitler? Yes. For their rare earth elements? Yes. But the primary reason that
Trump wants Greenland is to act as a buffer
against NATO countries in his plans to invade Canada.

As bad as the Houthi PC Group Chat is, and as bad as the DOGE stories leaking by the minute are...what's happening under the radar is so, so much worse.

And, and......

Twitter is going wild with all the reasons why Hesgeth/Signal is okay. I think my brain is broken.

They're designating fentanyl as WMD as a pretext to invade Canada.

My meeting with the Council on Canada-U.S. Relations was focused on keeping Canada’s economy strong in the face of unjust tariffs.  

We’re ready to engage with the U.S. on a comprehensive negotiation — when Canada is shown respect as a sovereign nation.

It used to be people dumped their excrement in the streets.

We’ve evolved (or so I thought) I guess I prefer a world with less measles.

Are Americans okay with Trump’s threats to Canada’s sovereignty? No politicians are speaking out.

Nobody should be surprised that our Secretary of State is a pathetic, weak, cowardly piece of shit.

It is imperative that Ontario voters kick Doug Ford to the curb on Election Day. He is not loyal to Canada.

Polls were busy tonight. I’m hoping that’s a good sign. Most of us are sick of Ford. Rural Ontario will probably stay blue, sadly

I’m not sure Americans understand how truly frightened we are by the 51st state rhetoric. Canadians are taking it seriously.