Ryan Heldt

You’ve been watching too much Uncle Rodger! 😆

* Lame attempt at being funny, not any kind of dig at you our your expertise.

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Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

I bet the king is not amused. 😆

Hey @olly1975.bsky.social you seein’ this?

Those look like .ini files from Days of Windows Past

Sam will forever fear reporters and photographers the way Brennan fears the green room. 😆

NOISE BOYS BACK ALRIGHT 🕺

Reminds me of what lurks behind the refrigerator.

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If you know, you know…

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A drill makes holes. If someone is proficient enough, they can make holes in certain materials with that not drill of yours. 😆

I hope for everyone’s sake, they’re mostly artificially flavored. #gummy #eyeballs

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Remember when Apple stood up to the government after the 2015 San Bernardino attack…

Nothing a little negative letter-spacing can’t fix! 😆

20 undefeated FBS teams remain after week 5!

Wait, the head of Nintendo is named Bowser?! How did I not know this?

Fondly remember my parents renting one of these units from the local library with a bunch of discs from time to time.

The one on the right is an actual physician and likely knows the actual science here. I guess power bests ideals.

It’s that the Know Hole? 😀

Yes, dihydrogen monoxide kills people every day… and it’s in everything we eat and drink! /s

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

It’d be fun if it was a Link already known, like the spirit of the Hero’s Shade. Having a little Hero of Time of the Wild era will be like peanut butter and chocolate. 😀

Will probably make (another) a mess of the timeline though.

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I think originated from imperial units, so…