AK-Acrobat (He/Him)

The things I’ll do to win a card game (card says post selfie to go up a level)

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My personality composition based on shows/books/games that raised me with no explanations:

10% Gregory House
5% Uncle Iroh
5% Stiles (Teen Wolf)
10% Lucas Scott
5% Joel Miller (TLOU)
10% Elijah Mikaelson
15% Prince Zuko
10% Tom Welling as Clark Kent
30% Matt Bomber as Neal Caffrey

Whatever you’re going through, I hope it makes you wiser, stronger, and more capable. I hope the effort sends you so high and so far that those who wronged you can do nothing but fade on the horizon as you reach your goals.

Fox News is just Cocomelon for people who say they “don’t see color.”

People who don’t taste soap: what does cilantro taste like?

The interesting thing about “woke” as the catch-all for progressive views is that it’s accurate.
While the generation that needed a reminder to know where their kids were are honkshoo mimimiming, the current reality and historical patterns keep us in a constant state of vigilance. Awake if you will

That’s how you ended up in the unbread dimension 😏

Benefits of being a DM- Part One
✨God complex (realizing how sand boxy the sandbox can get)
✨Create intricate political subplots and intriguing NPCs (just for them to insight check a wall because you hiccuped when describing the room)
✨Flirt with your friends

Hear me out:
Escape rooms but it’s the only way to get to the voter’s booth.
“Solve these riddles three to prove your IQ is high enough to make decisions that effect the entire countryyy”

I’m tired of this grandpa

If you aren’t charging your crystals in the pale moonlight and ready to mildly inconvenience your enemies in a metaphysical fight what are you even doing.

I think everything went downhill when we collectively ditched MySpace. Tom would never have treated us this way.

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Post your favorite Pokémon - I’ll go first

Wanting to take bets on the fall of the empire but also realizing that money won’t have any value if it does.

Oh, to balance feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits… one is certainly winning, however, I am not.

My neurospicy impulse to remain well informed is completely at odds with my desire to remain sane.

I want to eat that

Bluesky: Here, please enjoy these posts your friends either created or liked. Hope you have a great day!

FB: ARE YOU LOSING YOUR HAIR? SYDNEY SWEENEY WANTS YOU TO WASH WITH OUR SOAP. TAKE THIS PROTEIN SUPPLEMENT BECAUSE SCIENCE SAYS YOU’LL DIE OTHERWISE.

What radicalized you?

Literally A Bugs Life.

Crunchy taco people: I accidentally ordered one at the Bell. What do you do with the shell after you’ve licked out all the good stuff? Asking for myself.

Saw a quote today that said “the longer you ride the wrong train, the more expensive the trip home.” And damn.

I get my best story ideas when I’m actively doing something. (I.e. driving winding roads or mid-workout on the only piece of equipment with a line 6 deep. Anyway, just listened back to my voice note. Unintelligible babbling and the words “just like before” written in the notes app.

What do you think? Should we do a Pack Party New Years 2026? 2027? #collectorsbecollecting

Better post something so I don’t look like a bot. Hmm welcome in if you like:

-Writing future banned books
-video games
-pokemon
-apocalypse prep
-intrusive thoughts
-dark humor
-darker humor
-thoughts on the cosmos and our place in it

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