T.

My favourite dating app profile so far is a woman who put:

Looking for someone to rail... lovingly.

it feels strange to feel proud of myself for changing all my locks, and disconnecting all of my finances from my family in an instant. i am proud to keep myself and my spouse safe. but i shouldn't have to do this.

FUCK TRANSPHOBES.

my existence is not a demand placed upon you. grow the fuck up.

I would maybe go to Home Depot more if you could fill those orange buckets with Nerds

an orange julius and an hour in a Joann's would fix me

Big mood

People of Illinois, we need your help.

Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.

We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

Four cats posing like a polycule on against a blue background with the text "TOILET WALTER PAPER CHANDOHA CALENDAR 2026" above them

Me and who and who and who

Been dropping crazy hints to my partner about wanting a camera for christmas this year. 😈

More perks of my family not celebrating the holidays this year is more money to spend on ourselves. The true joy of christmas. Self-Indulgence.

I am so dumb and stupid. I have avoided my t shot for a week for NO REASON and I'm wondering why I'm struggling to keep it together.

I wish cigarettes were healthy.

Spending years sacrificing everything for comfort and safety was damaging. But how far is too far to step away from that? I've been creating a new way of being, but sometimes all the cells in my body are screaming at me to retreat once again. Learning to not trust everything my body says is true.

What happened? How'd the players take it?

the pot head god has got me today. i came home to a tray with enough to roll with. blessed be. 🥲

POV you're at a struggle session at a Brooklyn Maoist polycule commune

A polycule is a found family where everyone is into incest.

in these trying times, please remember... nothing bad can happen. it can only good happen. 😌

afv walked so youtube shorts could run

"i've kissed most of the boys... i don't mind"

a little harvest mouse will brace herself for impact as she falls to the grasslands floor. she winces as she hits the ground with a tiny thud.

CDC expanding five second rule to five minutes

taking risks and placing bets with your pain. remember we are all animals trying to protect ourselves. my fears are yours and yours are probably mine. finding safety in others is the remedy to fear.

*hits vape*

earth is my polycule

I need an app where I can post booty pics without repercussions of any kind.

He's so hot they said "make sure you make him ugly"

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

FBI Deputy Director breaks down on Fox: "I gave up everything for this. I mean, you know, my wife is struggling... I stare at these four walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but l mean, separated. And it's hard."

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

Thinking of spending my FSA on one of these bad boys. Leave it out in the open with some dildos to confuse all my guests.

Finally watching Friendship. It's played for laughs but if someone handed me an axe made by a homo erectus it would truly be a religious experience

friday night begs the question: should i take a shower, go to the grocery store to get stuff for pad thai, cook said pad thai, just to eat it for probably (realistically) 11 minutes?

this may just come off as weirdly sentimental gloating at a dead man, and it is that. it is also a warning to anyone like him who happens to see it:

you are a creature made of meat, like we are. you are just as easy to kill. but you will be forgotten, or remembered as a joke, bleeding out, in agony