Jana H-S (they/she)

tapping the sign (with a claw hammer)

the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving

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"it's like the pillow book" I explain, unhelpfully. "but for whales" I add, making it worse

oh, they stopped making horses a while back

if they don't kill me long enough, I will eventually write a cookbook

all chili has noodles in it, you just haven't been paying attention

yet

one of my more controversial cinematic opinions, which I just made up but will defend to the death, is that it is impossible to be a bad actor. some characters are just Like That

yes. it's called "going to grad school in your 30s"

this Ancient Cooking Tool has a deadly secret.. It's called a knife and it slices and dices. But it was also historically used it as a weapon in a pinch

quite

oh, I actually have seen birdemic. should have looked him up before I lied to you. I am, still, unconvinced

nope

girl

god I wish. it might kill her

look. we've all killed baby hitler. that's beginner shit. but have you ever tried shaving off the stupid moustache every time he tries to grow it so he just looks like a normal guy, depriving the fascist impulse to aestheticize the leader, causing someone with even worse facial hair to rise to power

then you kill the baby version of that guy, obviously

look. we've all killed baby hitler. that's beginner shit. but have you ever tried shaving off the stupid moustache every time he tries to grow it so he just looks like a normal guy, depriving the fascist impulse to aestheticize the leader, causing someone with even worse facial hair to rise to power

yet

but "pinussy" was *right there*

oh, definitely. that's a great example

I haven't actually seen the whole thing. but I have seen enough to Know

it's part of the story. grow up

one of my more controversial cinematic opinions, which I just made up but will defend to the death, is that it is impossible to be a bad actor. some characters are just Like That

thanks 💚💜

and I'm going to kick it's fucking ass

as soon as I build up the courage to send a couple emails

god I wish. it might kill her

yes. it's called "going to grad school in your 30s"

girl