Deermocracy

Mike Tyson to overweight Americans for no reason in the middle of the superbowl:

“You fuckin dithgust me”

Rip in piss Scott Adams

It’s honestly bewildering that perfectly portrayed the depressing realities of office life and the glaring shortcomings of corporatism and work culture while being a conservative who held no left-leaning political opinions or any real criticism of capitalism at all.

90s kids: Damn, remember Hey, Arnold?

2000s kids: Damn, remember Ed, Edd n’ Eddy??

2010s kids: Damn, remember Adventure time?

2020s kids: Damn, remember Elsa and Pregnant Spiderman Farting in the tub (10 hour version)?

Not seeing that “TRUMP 2028” hat on his head anymore. What happened you flatulent oaf? Not gonna run again?

Calling them “drug boat killings” is allowing Trump to control the narrative…

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There is a mass movement of the dumbest motherfuckers everyone knows becoming convinced that they have achieved some kind of special knowledge reserved for the most curious critical thinkers, and they have discovered this knowledge through tik tok reels made by people exactly as dumb as they are.

The guy who changed his vote against certifying the election and said he was “done with Trump” after the Jan 6 terrorist attack?

What blackmail does he have on Trump to keep is support after that tantrum?

Government shutdowns always end because after a week or two, the troops need to be paid, and that forces a negotiation.

but Trump doesn’t want to negotiate, so he’s just illegally taking funds and paying the troops with them without congress’ permission.

Longest shutdown in history coming up

This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass

If my state did this to another state, I’d never have pride in my state again. And I’d have nothing to say to anyone saying fuck all of Illinois.

But we never did shit to Texas.

“Um well akshualy these guardsmen are innocent and they had no choice and-“ suck my dick.

Oh but I’m from Texas and I don’t support this and this is actually an ignorant thing to say because you shouldn’t-“ fuck you too

Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.

Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators

I never knew I was on the autism spectrum. Been taking tylenol for years…

Do I get some kind of ID card or…?

My honest thoughts are a violation of this social media site’s terms of service

That’s sort of the thing with progressive candidates. Progressives don’t stick with them. If they win, they will inevitably have to make some compromise that will outrage progressives and turn them into enemies.

Happens all the time. Especially with mayors of big cities.

The right break out the windows of the Capitol and beat the shit out of police officers when they’re outraged. The left makes themed boardgames.

Nick Fuentes hates Trump, didn’t vote for him, and has been critisizing him for a while. Fuentes is a literal “Hitler was right” Nazi. Trump supports Israel, so Nick hates him.

The media needs to stop holding him up as an example of Trump losing support from the far right.

Don’t casting directors make sure to only cast the exact nationality of the character because asian-American activists would attack them if they didn’t?

What the fuck? I follow MAGA gimp John Fetterman?

Almost like he used to be cool at some point in time.

If his hand gets any blacker he’s going to ban it from voting

Trump appointed RFK as a bandaid solution to get the anti-vax right off his back for doing operation warp speed.

Every solution this man has ever devised has been a short term one that lights a fuse for a disaster down the line.

You can’t ditch RFK now. The far right will lose their shit.

How do journalists write this fawning horseshit about Trump while purporting to be critical of him?

“Trump is the critic-in-chief when it comes to assessing journalists questions … These days Trump often wields the razor … His instant retorts can be sharp.”

Fuck off.

bourgeois bastard!

We could get universal healthcare from these fuckwits if we just make an AI video of Trump saying he wants it.

Everyone is talking about GOP redistricting like all is lost and they are now guaranteed to win.

Trump is polling worse than he ever has and a Dem just won a special election in Iowa by 11% in a district Trump won by 11%. a 22% swing towards dems in just 10 months. redistricting won’t save them.

One of the perverse aspects of capitalism to me. If you’re not growing every year, you’re a failure. If you make 10 million in revenue this year and 10 million the next, you’re a stagnant failure of a company.

Can’t there be a way to do things that value sustainability instead of constant growth?

Tired of listening to people accuse Trump of “protecting child sex trafickers”

Who do you think killed Jeffrey Epstein, dumb dumb?

He looks like he huffs his own farts and needs to take his inhaler because they trigger his athsma but they’re just so good he can’t stop

Isn’t this illegal?