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very little gravitas indeed

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I wonder if the TPUSA pedophile halftime show will feature this Kid Rock song from the 2001 PG children’s movie Osmosis Jones OST!

07.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

I think in the future we should make it so politics is more than a choice between fascism and 100 slight variations of this person

07.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 373    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Open your hearts to the possibility that the thing they want to stop is the conversation.

06.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

i like that the press corps will have no follow up questions to this, like who the staffer posting Official Government Communications at 1am is supposed to be, and what consequences they are supposed to have suffered for doing this

06.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

My Chemical Ordnance

06.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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billionaires

04.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

lol

06.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

a shopping mall emo/indie kid who is somehow also an ICE thug

Death Camp For Cutie over here

06.02.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6606    πŸ” 1036    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 272
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I think often of the women in the Louis CK storyβ€”how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for usβ€”for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

06.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6058    πŸ” 1452    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
from: deepak chopra
sent: wednesday march 8 2017 12:03 PM
to: jeffery epstein
subject: re: The Mind Bleeds Into The World |Edge.org

God is a construct
Cute girls are real

from: deepak chopra sent: wednesday march 8 2017 12:03 PM to: jeffery epstein subject: re: The Mind Bleeds Into The World |Edge.org God is a construct Cute girls are real

some of you unironically talk like this

05.02.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 908    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 18

smurfs is bugs

05.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

counterpoint

05.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

woke 2 continues unabated

05.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some people truly are of no value to society

05.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 1
player pet rat named Kristi Noem

player pet rat named Kristi Noem

project gorgon community stays winning

05.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will never stop being furious at this entire class of people, who said that lgbtq identity in schools was "grooming" but are now doing the "ackshually its ephebophilia" bit the moment the right and the center are shown to be, you know, the actual groomers.

05.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank Mr Nipples

05.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

05.02.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6616    πŸ” 2025    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 197

greatest bsky post i've seen yet comes from an AEW wrestler

05.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

emulsional labor

05.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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harden, james

Watch: www.patreon.com/posts/149971...

Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/149971...

05.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most concrete evidence yet provided that BJG is a right wing op

05.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

he dares to ask and answer the question: what if willie nelson were really into meth instead of weed

05.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the lesson any normal ppl would take from the epstein files is that some people will excuse anything in order to be proximal to money and power and these guys are like "well I know we're not in the emails but we want to remind people that we'll also do that"

05.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i really respect the sheer laziness of bethesda. β€œwe’re doing a 10-year anniversary update!” β€œgreat, will it look good and run well?” β€œnope!”

05.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

the biden border bill and choosing to run on a β€œborder patrol endorsed” piece of legislation should go down as not only cowardly and backward thinking but one of the worst strategic political decisions by democrats in recent memory, everyone involved should be out of politics forever

05.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2411    πŸ” 469    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 17

Whole thing is a good argument for celebrities speaking up. That chant doesn't happen if Brody wasn't so open with his beliefs.

05.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

adult Michael Cera

05.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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