Cian

unlikely he starts or unlikely his ownership will drop before Friday?

I would imagine a big influx of new teams between now and Friday

Rogers could be a +0.1 if he starts despite being flagged

I want to keep my dumb car and my dumb house full of dumb furniture and dumb appliances and I want all the AI-infested, data-stealing, hackable "smart" devices to leave me the fuck alone.

Do I remember you predicting great things for palace this time last year too?

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How much of that is the financial sector?

this work saved millions of lives in 2021, won the Nobel Prize in 2023, and is cancelled in 2025

Please remember that Mark Zuckerberg was never any kind of super genius. He was just some schmuck kid who made an obscene amount of money by selling your personal data to advertisers.

This is who Mark Zuckerberg is, and always was.

Photo of a beautiful jade coloured river flowing through high mountains covered in rich vegetation and trees. The location is the Verdon Gorge in the south of France.

I always thought trees can't grow on mountains because the Mournes & Sperrins are so barren. But then you visit other countries where they grow all the way to the top and realise that we actually just destroyed our mountain forests with generations of overgrazing. Pic is Verdon Gorge Southern France

In sum, yes, this is where I was going

Girls and women put up with all kinds of shit that is vaguely socially unacceptable now and what we are seeing is a *reaction* to the gain of making that stuff socially unacceptable

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Jesus, right?
Lads mags, for a start. And just expecting to be groped, catcalled or worse, in public and while substantially underage.
Also a staff member (not teaching) at my school opined it was a bit mean of me to be top in my science classes and I should be leaving physics / maths to the boys.

Why did the top clubs stop wanting him?

Sam's for the hills

Might listen to the match with Radio Kerry in one ear and whatever they have up in Donegal in the other

During my post grad I was at a class about how to secure a barrister pupillage, one of the lecturers said his top tip was to “be nice to the secretary at every interview becaussssse?!” and pointed at one of the men in our class who replied “because they’re human beings?!” and boy did we love him

Twin Peaks outtake

had this issue recently... popped the moka on an induction-friendly pan

Hard to express how annoying this is - surely after 30 years of the internet, people who make online forms should have figured out that some people’s names (as recorded in their passports) do have special characters?? (Solidarity with my fellow apostrophe owners!)

Photo of Narin beach, Donegal

Narin strand looking glorious.

This really stresses me out

Derry girls - joke density ramps up each season

Also Marvelous Mrs Mavel on Netflix

Future Neuralink users:

and mom would drink it until she was no longer speaking.

a ½ gallon of neutral milk

They finally made the milk from that hotel

The alt text is like a David Lynch script

At least one reason why I mostly don't write accents in my comics is basically this. Who gets written with an accent and who doesn't is always a tell.

Sam's for the hills.

The obsession with politics-as-drama: climbdowns, u-turns, humiliations. Most people in the street couldn't care less about this trash. They care about the substance of the issues at hand

The chicken ranking:
1. Breast
2. Thigh
3. Leg
4. Wing
5. Goujon
6. Dipper
7. Nugget
8. Popcorn