Jordan

Which means the Thorns are gonna find a way to lose 😞

Caiya Hanks grew up in Hawaii so maybe that’s part of it?

So dominant

Midfield of death. Forward line of teenage menaces. #baonpdx

I love how the Thorns just casually have a USWNT captain, a CANWNT captain, and Hina Sugita in their midfield.

cascadia showing everyone else how a rivalry game is fucking done #NWSL #BAONPDX

So i think after this we can safely say who the best rivalry in NWSL is amiright?

What really confuses me about it is at least lower the rims makes sense in theory (even if its silly) . More dunks = more interesting game.
Making the goal smaller would mean less goals. And if there’s one thing soccer doesn’t need, it’s less goals.

Well that was very Chicago stars of them.

No one is more excited that the USWNT got a goal off of a set piece than Julie Foudy

Out of curiosity what stands out as AI?

She wore a pride jersey last year I think

What happened in the WNBA?

Oh this is just the apple Sports app! You can star your favorite teams to see their schedules pop up, and I just have all WNBA and NWSL teams starred

And you can’t even try to record them and space them out because you KNOW the commentators are gonna spoil the other games whenever there is a spare moment

A screenshot of a sports app showing the schedules of NWSL and WNBA games to be played on Friday 5/16. At 4:30pm PCT two WNBA games and 2 NWSL games play. At 5, two NWSL games play

Ok this is just mean #NWSL #WNBA

A set of evenly spaced circles distributed around a circle. Each has an NWSL team logo and an arrow pointing to a team they have beaten in the regular season. The center has the NWSL league logo and the text "The 2025 NWSL Circle of Parity"

A merry NWSL Circle of Parity day to all who celebrate. I'd like to thank Orland for not waiting til the back quarter of the season to drop a game this year. Love this silly chaos league.

BAY -> LOU -> HOU -> SEA -> NC -> KC -> POR -> NJY -> LA -> WAS -> ORL -> SD -> UTA -> CHI -> BAY

#NWSL

What happened? Are they a sponsor ?

A screenshot of the NWSL standings table after round 7. Gotham and Portland each have 12 points in 8 games. Each have 3 wins two losses and three ties.

The Portland-Gotham rivalry is in it’s growing stages, but it’s getting there #baonpdx #nwsl

The perfect game plan, sub out 👟 👖 ⛷️ for a middle schooler #GothamFC

SOCCER CITY USA 🌹

Ok so do we all agree that was one of the craziest weeks of NWSL top to bottom #NWSL

Manifesting that they will!

Without context this makes Portland look amazing!! #baonpdx

Oh I love that!

Isn’t it poetic that the first win of the season for NC Courage is also the first loss of the season for KC Current #kcurrent #nccourage #nwsl

The Thorns really heard people say the NWSL was predictable and said “hold my beer” #NWSL #BAONPDX

Boston Legacy FC is a perfectly fine name for a team but I am gonna a lot of mileage about referring to substitutes as ‘fresh legs’

It’s always “phones our ruining our brains” and never “the virus known for post-viral cognitive decline—which causes short term memory loss, brain fog, and decreased spatial reasoning, that we let run rampang through our communities for years—is ruining our brains” #longcovid #covid19

This Japan v Australia game is not a fun watch for thorns fans #baonpdx