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Dirtyscifibuddha.com Author of 4-book sci-fi series Echo, high school absurdical Kor'Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl, 3-book YA fantasy series The Unbound Realm
Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon's a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted…
Yet another weird ad for my novels
“We found it,” Darth Maul hisses. “Your little black client book—it’s FUCKING FILTHY!” Darth Maul extends a hand, freezing me in place with his Dark Side energy. “HRRGH.” I try and fight it, but there’s nothing there for me to grab. Headrush-sparkles dance…
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my…
Give my books a read and a review!
What the spider-monkey doggy-style is happening, all you sexual black belts who’re hitting it from behind while hunched over like Gollum, clenching your teeth as your sack bounces off the clit and elicits a series of ego-spiking moans, suddenly your left…
Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me…
Musings
Most of what I draft is a conceptual placeholder--in one of my books, I cut out 67% of the drafted material, going from 435k words to 143k words. In the first draft, there's some gems here and there, but it's mostly just dirt that keeps the gems in place, and highlights their shine so I…
Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It's got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems,…
Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn…why am I staring down at my face? No, don’t tell me… “HE’S DEAD!!!” A horde of milfs crowd my body, obstructing it from my aerial perspective. “This award-winning Man Whore deserves to be in a museum!” They all burst out in murmurs of assent. “We only…
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my…
Today is the last day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the last day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of…
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of…
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300…
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days, October 6-10!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics…
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics…
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with…
The day after tomorrow Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a…
Give my books a read and a review!
What the Fart Pact is happening, all you covenant-breakers who’re sitting in a group of mildly-well-acquainted folks who are all wrinkling their noses and pretending not to notice because one of you—ONE OF YOU—just tried to sneak a silent one past the group but…
Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me…
Musings
My life is more pleasant when I allow things to be; without straining to define, categorize, or cross-reference things into intellectually digestible boxes. Personally, I find definition/categorization/cross-referencing naturally occurs in the right amount, at the right time, and at the…
Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor, also now available in paperback!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy, also now available in paperback! Jon's a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted…
Yet another weird ad for my novels
What the fuck? I wake up and glance at my bedside alarm. It’s 1 am, and someone’s blasting the punching bag in my garage. I rack my 9mil, get out of bed, and slowly make my way down the stairs. I line up my muzzle, eye, and foot, and start cutting the pie on the…
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my…
Give my books a read and a review!
What the apocta-beej is happening, all you supposedly lucky mofos who’re the recipient of a hoover-like mouth attached to a jackhammer neck and holy shit it’s causing you to see angels and interdimensionals and the unshaven b-hole of long-lost deities,…
Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me…
Musings
Over the years, I've come to believe in a realm of truth that lies beyond theory and surface deduction, a place where answers are not just detailed in clinical logic, but where they are also intuited and deeply felt--where we live and breathe their core essence, and fully embody their…
Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It's got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems,…
Yet another weird ad for my novels
I typically lift at a bro-heavy gym. I’m pretty meticulous about maintaining my physique, so they don’t bat an eye when I’m doing my thing. Due to the fact that I can put up decent weight, they assume I yell sports’ star names when I throw wadded paper into the…
Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my…
Give my books a read and a review!
What the grappling-dick is happening, my fellow big-wienered folk who’ve managed to piss off your archnemesis to the point where you’re naked and blindfolded and standing up at the very fucking edge of a thousand foot drop, they’re pointing a gun at your head and…
Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me…
