John Prine was Right 🇺🇸

Matthew Tkachuk is the best in the world at playing hockey like a feral raccoon, and disappearing a big game while his teammates carry him.

The call has been made! NYC Public Schools will have a full snow day tomorrow.

Great game, Canada!

It was an honor/honour to
play against such fantastic neighbors/ neighbours.

Imagining Tom Wilson sadly flushing the toilet he had pre-filled with champagne to drink in celebration

The only reason Hellebuyck was the best in the Olympics tournament is because Vasilevskiy wasn’t there.

Well done, intertubes

i'm sorry, the other kid was recording on his meta glasses in the hallway of a school? and that part is supposed to be acceptable?

It appears #GoBolts defenseman Darren Raddysh might have lost a bet…

The Canadian is rocking a fresh Team USA jersey at practice after today’s gold medal game that saw USA win 2-1 in overtime.

Why does Brock Nelson look like Mr. Fantastic? 🤣

The thing is this should be a beautiful story. Quinn Hughes. Connor Hellebuyck. Johnny Gaudreau jersey. But it fucking sucks because of *entire world*

Holding up Johnny Gaudreau's jersey just making me cry more.

ORLANDO REPRESENT!! 🇺🇸

I’ll forgive the 3-on-3 if the golden goal comes from Hagel or Guentzel

For reals, Osceola with some fires that could’ve burned it all down the past two weekends.

My gentle Puck, come hither.

Jon Bois O @jon_bois why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter 10:15 PM • Apr 16, 2014

It’s once again time 🫩

Hagel/Guentzel #BucciOvertimeChallenge

USA has not played well at all, absolute dog shit play from all the “key” players.

The only reason the have a chance is Hellebuyck.

Incoming Mackinnon McDavid Makar line for the next hour.

I think if it is tied at the end if the game, OT should just be Mighty Ducks 2 rules. You can lasso the Tkachuk brothers and knock their heads together. That's legal in Olympic OT.

Whatever side you're on here, I think we can all agree that it'd be better for this game to end in regulation. Three-on-three is not real hockey, and should not decide a freaking Olympic gold medal.

Instead. Both teams send one skater out there to fight another skater, and they stay on the ice as long as they don’t hit the ice. Until a bench is emptied.

I swear if this ends in a 3 on 3 both countries should riot.

a man in a napoleonic hat is holding a torch and says more . ALT: a man in a napoleonic hat is holding a torch and says more .

Tkachuk

Quinn Hughes responds to the coach by saying “Yes Chef”

This team could really use a Point or Cirelli, you know players with championship pedigree that know how to get it done.

Somewhere Phil Kessel is guzzling some glizzys