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@daniel.pds.witchcraft.systems

He/him My eyes don't work lmao

25 Followers  |  29 Following  |  87 Posts  |  Joined: 20.06.2025  |  2.14

Latest posts by daniel.pds.witchcraft.systems on Bluesky

what do you mean? what kind of job did you get? foot? boob? what the hell is a B2B-SaaSjob?

11.08.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it coward

11.08.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got it, no worries! I used the other emails so it's nbd

11.08.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@upcloud.com dumb question for y'all. Was considering signing up, one of my emails I was trying to use was a not normally used one (my last name dot dev) and for some reason never got a confirmation email, but then got one for the Gmail acct, any particular reason for that ooc?

11.08.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this [css grid] is pissing me off...

i'm the original web developer

10.08.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my goint ralsei on wplace

10.08.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they call it the "g-spot". short for "greg spot". they call it this because when you hit it, the recipient has greg house flash in their vision and they immediately die

09.08.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lidi Kong seems neat let's take a look

Ooh I wanna give that a go when I can get some lol

09.08.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed lol, or hell it's big enough that you can kinda hold it rested on a surface

09.08.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Understandable lmao

Ever had ghost energy drinks, or I guess more accurately are they even sold over there firstly? For caffeine it's pretty decent lol

09.08.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For future reference is this a good or a bad idea

09.08.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itchy Bum (he has pink shading bc I didn't realize that I could buy more colors

09.08.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Social media marketing might be working, might get an upcloud VM

09.08.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fat fuck came to say hello to me while at work

09.08.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The weirdest people I know are the coolest so that checks out I guess

09.08.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the grand tour on a long car ride, love how it can go from beautiful cinematography of the Colorado mountain pass *I'm about to drive through*

To windows movie maker ass transitions and sans serif fonts

07.08.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F U C K.

07.08.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Link I kinda wanna see this lmao

07.08.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.08.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mostly posting this to be annoying

07.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish Netflix and HBO Max and all the other shitty streaming services would just let me see a list of every movie I can download instead of "here's 4 lists with 85% of the same movies with 3 different ones!"

07.08.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a few of the random BSODs and crashes Marvel Rivals has given me

05.08.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only good alternative to cloud providers is a tranny with a huge rack and a huge rack

04.08.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Drawing of the Fantastic Four -- but as cats! Reed is stretching and scratching Four Freedoms Cat Tower, Sue is cozied up and napping in an invisible bubble, Ben is about to pound a dangling cat toy, Johnny has the flaming zoomies and Doom thinks they're all fools.

Drawing of the Fantastic Four -- but as cats! Reed is stretching and scratching Four Freedoms Cat Tower, Sue is cozied up and napping in an invisible bubble, Ben is about to pound a dangling cat toy, Johnny has the flaming zoomies and Doom thinks they're all fools.

Have a FANTASTIC Caturday! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜บ

02.08.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3778    ๐Ÿ” 577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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I love going for a walk, end up being 2 or 3 miles away from home

And hearing tornado sirens

01.08.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like we'd have so much more interesting discussions about games if people were willing to ask why a game is the way it is, especially if it defies expectations.

It is a lot easier to appreciate or criticize something you are readily willing to understand. We need more of this.

30.07.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 249    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
teto sleeping

teto sleeping

01.08.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Circa 2019 or 2018ish lmaoo

01.08.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been pushing it off since the galaxy S8 lmao

01.08.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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