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A literary Iguanodon at the Earth Sciences Library. Do any other libraries have dinosaurs or other antediluvian creatures carved into the furniture?

in my heart this is about dolly

like trevor lawrence and chumbawumba,,

i need to start every day with fresh news of the kansas city chiefs’ demise. this kind of laughter and lightness is hard to come by these days

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 4

serotonin hack: cut an apple into bite sized cubes, enjoy with peanut butter

The Simpsons scene where Mr Burns announces that everyone who has found true love can leave early. Except he says "every country who's arrested and imprisoned a President within the past year may leave early". France, South Korea and Brazil celebrate

The one guy left alone who's not allowed to leave early, with a USA flag on him

a black lab with a big pink tongue wearing an orange vest in front of cool rocks

a black lab with a big pink tongue wearing an orange vest sitting on top of cool rocks

a black lab with a big pink tongue wearing an orange vest smiling next to cool rocks

a black lab with a big pink tongue wearing an orange vest in front of cool rocks in a water fall

big hike with this pretty lady in yellow springs today

yakety sax ass morning

what if i don’t get out of bed today

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 10

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

lloyd christmas “so you’re telling me there’s a chance” voice

the bengals are really shitting the bed tonight huh

and it says ohio baby despite the fact that child is clearly in kentucky

a sketchbook with a watercolor painting of thirty pancakes dripping with syrup next to cacti

first watercolor in a few years: a stack of thirty pancakes

“wouldst thou like to live deliciously,” i ask the dogs before feeding them each a corn chip

This only happens to you once

now you’re on the trolley

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

vance is to making a truck talk video as buttigieg is to eating a cinnamon roll

slamming my foot onto the gas pedal rn

Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"

homer (left) and a fresh tattoo of our black lab loaf with a giant cinnamon twist in his mouth

certified black lab enthusiast

like this is the first questionable decision i’ve ever made

getting tattooed during the bengals game to distract from the pain