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I have such a funny relationship with this song - we sang (very badly) to a karaoke tape in elementary chorus - but for the *big concert* our director played the full chorale version and drowned us out. She said it was an accident, but it caused a minor scandal 😂

This makes a lot of sense actually

Giant sunspot on par with the one that birthed the Carrington Event has appeared on the sun — and it's pointed right at Earth A massive new sunspot complex, dubbed AR 4294-4296, has emerged on the sun and is facing directly at Earth. The dark patch is on par with the infamous sunspot that birthed the 1859 Carrington Event — ...

Don't you lie to me sun

I was raised on Canadian Brass albums

Since nobody's thought of this before I get to name it, right? English Teanog? Eggtea? Fezziwig Chai? The possibilities are limited

LOTR meme, two images of Bilbo: On top, Bilbo considers the ring with text "After all... why not?". On bottom, Bilbo further considers.

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Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a pair of young ladies looking closely at a book.

Schmutzwortsuche [SHMOOTZ-vohrt-ZOOCH-eh]
(v.)
- Looking up naughty words in the dictionary.

Used in a sentence:
"Low-key schmutzwortsuche, scrolling through the OED Online, is my favorite way to get through these dull lectures.”

YouTube video by TV Time Machine Max Headroom's Giant Christmas Turkey 1986

The Max Headroom Christmas Special must be seen to be believed.

My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.

Maybe we'll sew some tentacles on it each day to keep things entertaining

The Child is requesting an elf this year and :( but they're so invested

This is terrifying but also - the Daily Mail??

FDA announces recall of 1.5 million bags of shredded cheese due to possible metal fragment contamination The Food and Drug Administration says Ohio-based Great Lakes Cheese Co. has recalled a range of shredded cheese products sold under private-label brands at several major retailers, including Target, W...

Fucking metal

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Missouri's redistricting drama renews focus on direct democracy … and 'Air Bud' The road to redistricting in Missouri has been wild and winding, but its tie to a 1997 kids' movie starring a basketball-playing golden retriever might be the most unexpected development of all.

Tonight In Air Bud Discourse

I would like to inhabit a universe in which Wolves have at least one more win than they do now

The only "wrap" I'm interested in is from whatever deli has turkey with cranberry and brie

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

🚨Self promotion alert! I wrote a few books about neat science things for middle and high school readers - but they're accessible to adults too!

Great Horned Owl on Saguaro

Day 3 of #ArtAdventCalendar featuring a majestic Great Horned Owl from this summer, shot at Saguaro National Park. 🪶

It took 25 years of living in the desert before acknowledging that maybe the snowbirds are on to something

Sweetheart taken picture of a grey blanket of cirrus clouds, lit from below by the Sun, with highlights of pale orange-pink. Blue sky in the bottom right corner

Things are
looking up

Got me right in the Silver Tabs

We are The Oldening

Time travels faster on Mars than on Earth, and here's why "A three-body problem is extremely complicated. Now we're dealing with four: the sun, Earth, the moon and Mars. The heavy lifting was more challenging than I initially thought."

Gonna head to Mars to get through the next three years a little faster

Bookmarking this because I am also interested

As a young rep of genx navigating this geriatric millennial poast-space battlefield I highly recommend this book - it's got the Falklands, the noir, the alternate history, the sci-fi!

The lack of CrizzMaxx optimization by Netflix is making my holiday shopping harder and I would like to speak to the Netflix manager

Ok this has actually improved my mood. "When life gives you slugs, make smiley slug-faces!" I'll cheerfully exclaim as I'm running out the door, never to return (should this happen in my home)

Need that NOPE button STAT