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still has a lot of her original strawberry scent she/her

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I remember that polish!

05.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Literally just realised that Reggie Perrin's initials are R.I.P. Lovely stuff.

01.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you're probably right. But it even applies to public domain works, because...reasons?

30.01.2026 08:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why is it necessary to reserve a title on an online library service? Surely the point of an ebook is so that multiple people can read something at the same time since it's not a physical object, right? 🤷‍♀️

30.01.2026 00:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can confirm. I think of lots of people on the regular, but my brain then forgets to actually do the contacting thing 🤦‍♀️

29.01.2026 09:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are signs, and then there are signs. Nice.

29.01.2026 09:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get that people give minimum effort for minimum wage, but please treat other humans the way you'd like to be treated.

23.01.2026 17:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New season of Allergies just dropped 🤧

20.01.2026 10:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is looking at something ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something

I just accidentally spent 80 pokécoins on Flareon stickers.

19.01.2026 17:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I looked up into a tree today and there was a whole city of moss in it. I'm going to need a loupe

19.01.2026 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perfect answer

17.01.2026 14:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Why did I make so many blankets last year?
YouTube video by Carolyn Why did I make so many blankets last year?

New YouTube video up on my channel! #yarn #vlog
youtu.be/I2wKe26OWVc

16.01.2026 16:15 — 👍 7    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Crystal, what level of gay would you say you are today?

17.01.2026 12:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just so you know, if you did ever want to join again, you're always welcome. And if you'd rather not, that's A-OK.

17.01.2026 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Everyone has bad days, sometimes things get taken the wrong way, tone isn't inferred correctly, personalities clash... It doesn't mean anyone involved is necessarily an arse. It's just being human, and sometimes we don't react well, sometimes we're able to deal with things well.

17.01.2026 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I logged in recently to look for a local page. Within 10 minutes I was angry, frustrated, sad, crying, and I hadn't even remembered to look up what it went on there for.

17.01.2026 11:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh that's so relatable. Gaining back lucidity after a public mental health kaboom is sobering. I've had many a serving of humble pie.

As for leaving certain spaces, I totally agree. I like discord, but I find Facebook is the pits.

17.01.2026 11:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes! Make the art just because!

17.01.2026 11:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I have a very distinct memory of being the douchebag in this cartoon. Sigh. But we grow up, figure out (some of) our shit, and move on with our lives.

16.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh Kim, I'm so sorry ♥️

12.01.2026 11:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's because your bosoms are huge. Hope this helps.

11.01.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Permission granted, on the ground that you provide snacks

11.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
A bus, bearing the name Bastad Buss

A bus, bearing the name Bastad Buss

I've been waiting here for hours... where's the

10.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

things ain't like wot they used to be

10.01.2026 18:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😄

08.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
"You're in the top 1% of Unpacked customers who purchased Monster Energy Drink Ultra 4x500ml in Your Town"

"You're in the top 1% of Unpacked customers who purchased Monster Energy Drink Ultra 4x500ml in Your Town"

I mean of course. I think the only reason I'm not the number one purchaser of it is because I shop between a couple of different stores.

08.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We're animals, and I fully believe we shouldn't have to be awake as much during the winter. Literally unnatural.

04.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it weird to read the Neon Genesis Evangelion manga if I've never seen the anime?

Strange that I wouldn't question if watching an anime before reading the source manga is weird, I'd just be fine with it. 🤷‍♀️ Brains are weird, innit?

04.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stock image of blue plastic Tesco freezer bags

Stock image of blue plastic Tesco freezer bags

"fun" fact: if you leave this type of freezer bag in a plastic box for several years, it will become extremely stinky, and will permeate everything else in that box with it's plastic stank.

02.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh, that's so cute! Is that from a pattern, or your fabulous brain?

01.01.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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