✨ Emma ✨

Just watching this, and it's not a mistake! They're there to temporarily replace their light fixture that exploded.

(bluesky keeps freezing while I try to reply - this is my third attempt!)

There's still some auto ones around here, but my car is new and I'm babying it. Plus it gets pretty grubby inside with dogs and my muddy/dusty shoes!

Today in anxiety triggers - taking the car to the hand car wash 😬

And he is orange, seasonally appropriate

CHRISTMAS ITEMS ARE STOCKED FROM SEPTEMBER EVERY SINGLE YEAR. THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?

Tell us you're a masochist without telling us you're a masochist

Happy first day of Autumn folks!

When the funeral was on telly I went outside to ride my bike and it was great because there were absolutely no cars about.

I was 10 and I remember I didn't understand why everyone was SO upset. It was sad, but no more sad than other people on telly dying? We went to Kensington palace to see the floral tributes, and I said I thought it was a waste of money because she would want people to donate to her charities.

Just finished watching Speak No Evil. Fucking hell. I think that's the best, most unnerving and frankly horrifying horror I've ever seen. Wow.

You know my pain.

I know in one room, where we had a radiator replaced it exposed at least five layers of paint. Over textured wallpaper 🥲

Original wallpaper left around door frames and other random spots. Which they then painted over. Which they then papered over. Cracks? Paper over them. Rawl plugs bashed flat to the wall, or gouged out? Paper over them. Where they did fill anything in they used fucking silicone 😮‍💨🤦‍♀️

I hope the previous owners of our house always over or under brew their tea. I swear the reason they sold is because they didn't want to deal with the absolute mess they knew it would be to redecorate.

Ignorance is bliss 😌

That bacon looks absolutely banging

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Screenshot of judge judy featuring a man named Robert Bronk. He says he does not have medical insurance.

@mrbiffo.bsky.social Rare footage of the big man himself.

RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.

This week I've watched When Evil Lurks and Terrified. Here's hoping Demian Rugna graces us with more work soon, I very much enjoyed both.

Every year, Dudley. It's the same every damn year.

Gentle reminder to cervix owners to get your cervical screening done. It only takes a moment, but could be life saving.

We just finished watching this, it was bloody great. The final scene was delightfully creepy.

I wish ill on J K Rowling.

@nikkijay.games make notes 📝

@nikkijay.games sounds like something we'd dig? Pun intended, of course

Actually genius

Yeah, same. And then you tricked me into getting interested in it by just watching it when I was around 😆

ONCE UPON A KATAMARI!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

*cries and explodes*

Yeah, not knowing anything about the film I'd watch it on the cast alone