I just hope this reboot of “Let them eat cake” has the same ending. I hate when reboots stray from the source material.

Ridiculous that in 97 years they’ve never given an Academy Award to the single most important person on every film: whoever takes the lens cap off

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”

Me in 2025: 😐

Beginning to think that the elevation of nerd culture from 1998-2015 was the single biggest mistake in American history.

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

it’s been approximately 18 hrs since serena williams occupied all vacant space in my brain with like 6 seconds of screen time

We're in a terrible era, but this has been a top tier night.

>KC denied the Threepeat
>Drake on suicide watch
>The city of Philadelphia will be torn asunder

🙏 GOD IS GOOD 🙏

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

Kendrick doing more than Congressional Dems at this point.

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way

The world is objectively terrible right now. But the Eagles won. Kendrick's performance was high art. My kiddo did a successful crib transfer, meaning bae and I could watch the last quarter in breathless silence.

Today was good.

🦅🦅🦅

This nigga looked STRAIGHT into the camera and said “SAY DRAKE” LMAO

rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot

We should just let New Orleans handle all of our national songs from now on. Y’all just do whatever you want with them. I trust you.

I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma