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Chris Van Patten

@chrisvanpatten.com.bsky.social

πŸ€ Sr. Director, Digital Product Dev @NBA.com πŸ’‘ Home automation, modern design, and more

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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

31.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15752    πŸ” 4123    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 167

I did not grow up during the prime Hulk Hogan era so admittedly don't have an emotional connection I'm sure others have, but I'm still struggling with the outpouring of grief for this kinda shitty person

25.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.

24.07.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 18553    πŸ” 4957    πŸ’¬ 384    πŸ“Œ 192

It is super cool to have a bus boarding for a transatlantic flight

20.07.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The food options at CDG are in a league of their own.

A bad league, to be clear.

20.07.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hurtling through the french countryside at 300km/h drinking macchiatos on an italian train is not a bad way to spend a friday

18.07.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Almost twice as many people ride the New York City bus every day as live in Wyoming.

The bus should have two senators

01.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6332    πŸ” 1508    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 63

ah yes, a small folded booklet with a 2x2" photo that you bring when you travel and present with ID. let me store this safely in my passport wallet

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oh no

23.06.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is hardly the Great Problem of Our Time, but the fact that International Driving Permits are not the same size as passports still feels like a tragedy

23.06.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Roy Scheider in Jaws saying his famous line β€œI hate that fucking shark! I'm going to kill it.”

Roy Scheider in Jaws saying his famous line β€œI hate that fucking shark! I'm going to kill it.”

Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:

20.06.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4393    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 39

it feels good to reach the end of an impossibly long week

20.06.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My nuanced take is that LLMs are a conceptually compelling and interesting technology, but most instances and applications of LLMs are ethically dubious and/or philosophically fraught.

19.05.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to say I jumped on the bandwagon this week and I'm very happy so far! Making it very easy to do remote development via my home server. I'm barely scratching the surface of functionality but impressed already.

13.05.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days I will try to understand Tailscale, but today is not that day

06.05.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck is the deal with the AI generated videos of animals cooking??????

01.05.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love this channel

17.04.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.04.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more of a Grainger man

05.04.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we're*

01.04.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe I’ve lived through all these eras

01.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this English

21.03.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently reading John le CarrΓ©'s novels and I just realised that my mental picture of George Smiley is in fact @pmarber.bsky.social as Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan from The Day Today.

[Editor's Note: I recognise that this post will make sense to maybe two people, and I am okay with that]

13.03.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can think of several product categories Sonos could move into and dominate. Streaming video is not one of them

12.03.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

americans need to realize how extraordinary a feat it is to make doug ford look good

04.03.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4537    πŸ” 861    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 29

I would simply not have elected a cabal of quacks, cranks, grifters, dingbats and nitwits.

28.02.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

Guessing you were looking for httpbin, which I think no longer exists as a hosted service. This looks like a nice alternative!

28.02.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even know where to start. Absolutely terrifying

28.02.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the whole 2020-2024 era of β€œdems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

20.02.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9790    πŸ” 1877    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 110

Utterly depraved

20.02.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m no professional journalist, what do I know, but maybe consider replacing β€œsuggests” with β€œfalsely claims”? idk. Just a thought @nytimes.com

19.02.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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