Theyβll never determine whether childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts is worse until we find a man willing to get kicked in the nuts every 5 minutes for 36 hours.
03.10.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@pensivepelican.bsky.social
Philly native, Buffalo adopted. Writer. Reader. Purveyor of nonsense. Easily distracted. she/her
Theyβll never determine whether childbirth or getting kicked in the nuts is worse until we find a man willing to get kicked in the nuts every 5 minutes for 36 hours.
03.10.2025 02:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs cool that it was in Dublin but I canβt imagine caring less about a gameβs outcome. Poor choice of teams.
28.09.2025 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ICE is firing pellets and pepper balls at journalists in Broadview outside Chicago today, but they're local journalists so it feels like the national media will not care at all. I hope I'm wrong.
26.09.2025 14:27 β π 3854 π 1442 π¬ 71 π 40Only 31% of eligible voters chose trump. They are the loud minority.
26.09.2025 22:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One single stop for breaking news, live tweeting shows and βwas that fireworks?β
26.09.2025 12:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs obviously βLetβs go home; my feet are hurting.β
26.09.2025 12:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So is Angelaβs daughter saying she is also a mean girl who is quick to turn on the white lady tears? #TAR38
26.09.2025 02:00 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0βIβm shocked you would make that claimβ ππ€·π»ββοΈ π€¦πΌββοΈ
Another one that hasnβt aged great. (Her condescending looks really seal the deal)
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
15.09.2025 00:50 β π 51986 π 11138 π¬ 653 π 1178People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who donβt toe a party line on what is βallowedβ to be expressed. And employers are going along. Itβs the new secret police
14.09.2025 03:32 β π 37914 π 11440 π¬ 1425 π 680I just keep responding to every CK thread with this picture:
14.09.2025 02:00 β π 25 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0If a Data center is planned for your area insist that they build their own clean energy infrastructure and backup, Never let them make taxpayers and ratepayers pay for their data, consumer, and crypto mining centers.
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Can we spare a moment of thought for those of us on the left who are just learning that Charlie Kirk was not Ben Shapiro?
13.09.2025 17:03 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely a first-world problem, but spilling rotisserie chicken juice in your trunk is not great.
13.09.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charlie Kirk has been spouting horrifying and violent right wing talking points for years. But doesnβt get shot until he started talking about releasing the Epstein files.
11.09.2025 12:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
10.09.2025 23:56 β π 25667 π 6166 π¬ 735 π 291I think it is always worth mentioning that Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were killed with their beloved dog Gilbert: www.nytimes.com/2025/06/27/u...
11.09.2025 02:40 β π 14021 π 4197 π¬ 182 π 153I only recently learned that he and Ben Shapiro were entirely separate people.
11.09.2025 11:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0iβm not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
11.09.2025 11:00 β π 26795 π 6239 π¬ 313 π 193An anti-ICE flyer hanging in the window of the bookstore.
Attn all ICE agents! Hereβs an announcement from our front window: Chicago hates you, and you are not welcome here!
04.09.2025 22:44 β π 9769 π 2538 π¬ 117 π 124Ossoff: He never should have been confirmed by the senate and he needs to resign. It is one thing to be a skeptic or a reformer. It is quite another to be a foolβ¦
Yep. My mom nearly died from diphtheria as a teen and lost an infant sister from pertussis.
05.09.2025 00:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sports fans I beg of you, I plead with you, somehow let the rest of us know that
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT NOW
is about a bad ref call, not a nuclear holocaust
Or the non sports watchers will not make it through football season
I canβt believe the Eagles are down to only one Jalen!
05.09.2025 00:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kids love dinosaurs
03.09.2025 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Think of the doors she opened for him.
03.09.2025 00:22 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A screenshot of a TikTok post of a woman with long dyed red hair with straight bangs making this π face Text reads βWhen I say "What? Sofia Coppola's dad made movies too?" In a room full of manβ
I. Am. Dying.
03.09.2025 00:17 β π 530 π 71 π¬ 8 π 5I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
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