SPIDER RESPECTER

who cares @ Tron just turn off the computer

WRONG

Collarbone

Right on. I think the idea of a portable unit that lets you experience using an ATM while you're on the go is so funny. It's very easy to imagine what it would look and feel like, and yet there is no reason for it to exist. My favorite type of object

@nanoraptor.danamania.com I thought of you yesterday when I looked at this thing and thought "The arcade cabinet is cool, but someone should make a handheld version of this game"

When I was a kid I got to spend much of August and September in the white mountains, which is probably why I'm now an invincible genius.

Mine too!

They're mad you're allowed to control the volume at all

Where is the show? I would go. I like techno

I just remembered The Princess And The Homeboy which is a very stupid sketch.l

Someone tried to assassinate a politician and the police/secret service are fucking around with the networks to catch the suspect. Or possibly a solar flare

Oh shit I remember Tarmac Talk!

He’s a MANIAC

🗣️🗣️🗣️

if mocking donald trump is enough to make gavin newsom qualified to be president, then I have done enough to be elected emperor of the 97 moons of jupiter

i don’t want to be Loyal. i don’t want to be Enrolled. i’m trying to go to the store

I earned 160 points by buying a bike helmet for my wife

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

"AI cannot be a hater, because AI does not feel, or know, or care. Only humans can be haters. I celebrate my humanity"
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Hell yeah The Blob is so good

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

it was so funny how Sekiro would just lock you out of quests by killing random NPCs if you died too much. just an absolutely player-antagonistic game on every level. i've had more fun looking for my keys

When the game said "you died too much, now your friend is sick" I was like just kill him now. If me being bad at this game hurts the NPCs, they're effectively already dead.

One of them saved me from missing a flight by dropping me off at arrivals instead of departures to avoid the dropoff line. He said "I'll save you ten minutes, you just gotta go up the escalator". And he dropped me at the door right by the escalator. A true hero.

Having no friends

Fast as a button. Cute as lightning

a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table . ALT: a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .

Got your fuckin incentive right here

James Cameron. Say what you will about the Avatar movies, they are full of American soldiers getting harpooned by natives, and it's not subtle about which side you should be rooting for.