Cereal of the Day

I have no spoons and I must scream

Twitch Twitch is the world

The long awaited return of the Battletech Stream is tomorrow night! @johnweinert1.bsky.social and I will be reunited to bring you everything you could ever want - as long as it’s a turn based mech tactics game!

Tomorrow at 6pm!

People driving to work are the most dangerous kind of people

He looks like the Clint Eastwood who stole Christmas

Fine I'll say it: Stephen King looks like a serial killer from whoville

There's a shirtless guy in it twice and Tim's chair breaks. Hope this helps

Happy Columbo's Day, everyone. I hope you all get just one more thing

It's a moving target based on how much whiskey has been consumed and how cool the camera is. After a certain point nothing happens with the light bulb but you do get a lot of Wes Anderson-esque photos of varying quality

Sipping whiskey, listening to jazz, reading book about how to use camera good. Um yeah, you could say I'm something of a hipster

Those damn blur haired leftist bisexuality communists and their labubus

YouTube video by New York Daily News Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Through an odd set of coincidences, I'm at social goods trivia night

Upgraded from Guy in Relationship to Guy who is Engaged

sorry for freaking out its just that everything

Batteries are so weird. You can't keep the thing on the charger constantly because that'll fry it. You can't let it go to 0 though, because that'll do it too. Gotta keep it charging just the right amount

That's what I'm saying!

Gotcha, I just dislike the proprietary ones because they're often harder to find and more expensive to replace. If it was just exposed wires I'd say try electrical tape - maybe preemptively wrap the weak point on the next one? Annoying issue for sure though

Does it take usb-c or some proprietary circular/rectangular bullshit?

I went to a concert in Washington where they were charging $18 for a Blue Moon and 21 for an IPA. Absolutely absurd.

Texarkana?

"Just one more string"

- Columbo in an orchestra, probably

He always does

There is so little we have control of in life, and sometimes just grasping the little things is what you need to get through the day
- what I assume the student was thinking when they didn't flush the urinal and left the sink running

Landlord Quest on Steam 2BR, 1BA, NO PETS!!!

btw if you want to support a broke trans woman, my game about landlords comes out in two weeks and you can wishlist it now

Whoever realized that certain beads fit perfectly into headphone jacks and told teenagers about it deserves wet socks forever
- sincerely, someone who has to try and fish those little fuckers out as part of their job

Aw man! No bueno

Just got home from work, anything happen today?

At the coffee shop I worked at, we were told that technically only service animals were allowed in the building, but also we couldn't ask people, so it was only if someone asked us about our policy on animals that we could say anything about it 🤷

A screaming sun rises over a quaint hobbit hole

My mood shifted a little partway through the drawing

All I'm saying is I've never seen Ronald McDonald and the Joker in the same room together