Cereal of the Day

Local Man Tailgating School Bus Wonders Why He Has No Friends and No One Likes Him - more on this story as it develops

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

"W-wait, Anonymous Aardvark??"
"Anonymous Pangolin?!"

Dilemma: I believe in unions and I am a member of my union. I am not paid enough. On a good month I break even. My union rep has effectively said there's nothing they can/will do for me, so I'm essentially advocating on my own. Do I leave the union so that I have a little more money in my paycheck?

Trump administration working to expand effort to strip citizenship from foreign-born Americans U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services officials focused on denaturalization were sent to offices nationwide, sources say.

Denaturalizing foreign-born citizens for vaguely defined reasons—especially for words and acts AFTER naturalization—creates a two-tier system of citizenship in which naturalized citizens do not enjoy full constitutional protections.

Literal 2nd-class citizens.

#Resist #NoFascism

You should add a little guy who just screams "it's no use" at you constantly when you're fighting him

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

*Samuel L Jackson voice* There was an idea

I have no spoons and I must sleep

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel?

Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again.

And they almost shot some kids in the process.

One of the great ironies of student loans is that we'd all contribute far more to society if we didn't have that burden. Like anything that I spend on payments would be far more useful if I could put that into the local economy than the account of some nameless faceless loan servicer.

Hey folks, just a heads up that She-Ra is leaving Netflix soon and currently no one is set to pick it up, so if you if you enjoy warrior princesses kicking industrial ass through the power of friendship, it seems like now's the time to watch it

They had to give Levar Burton some kind of character flaw or he'd outshine everyone else on the cast

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Be the chopped unc you wish to see in the world

My favorite part about trying to plan a wedding is getting unsolicited input from future siblings-in-law about how our plans suck

It's hard to overstate how ell-organized the portland march that got gassed was... organizers made the crowd promise to be peaceful, said the march would slow in front of the ICE building but not stop, that we would stick to one chant (ICE Out). They did absolutely everything right and got gassed.

A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.

I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards

It's one of the few silly ones I remember. What a good game.

I'll have to ask Abby to make some more, but it truly was transcendent

Cheese Bread

I have been chosen by the great floating hand in the sky

Zugg zugg

My life for the horde

Frostmourne hungers!

Twitch Twitch is the world

In spite of the many horrors and the efforts of the natural world there is a Battletech Stream tonight. There are topics and such as well, variety of topics. It’s at 6pm, the streamer’s hour. Okay thanks.

twitch.tv/mattfromalaska

I mean it's the only thing he's had a modicum of success with, so I guess?

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I'm afraid I don't have HBO/Paramount, but I do have a login for Dropout that I freely offer if that would interest you as well