Grom Reaper

Pandas are endangered you shouldn’t make them into flooring no matter how big they are

But have you considered that it does my emails for me in my work where my only job is doing emails? Personally I think a few hundred dead teens per year is a small price to pay for that kind of magic

Good lord

It's the shiny version

The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

Hey first, thanks for saying what that software does because I have been unable to get a real answer for years. But now real quick which of the mutuals is bisexual and goes to the gym? I've got a really funny and original joke to be made here

How to follow Oscar Piastri during the F1 grand prix this weekend Picture of an F1 racing car with orange highlights and rainbow wheels

Get a very fast car

My 3 year old child is not a very generous improv partner. Doesn’t even respect the rule of “Yes and”

I hope you're ready to go overseas again @iainnd.bsky.social

Emmy winning comedy at its best

Writing alt-text entries for my porno bots

The Piss Slurper, unfortunately, is still at large

If you want a soft 6 that doesn't promote animal abuse hmu

I think it’d be weirder if he made the monster a grower

I am legen… wait for it… d

The proceeding post was performed in character and does not reflect the views of Grom Reaper, his family or employers

Walking into the ocean now

People say I’m weird because I like incest. But my whole family does it!

What he isn’t telling you is that he confirms whether it’s cum or not by licking it

Good work saying something that will continue to haunt him months after your tragic death

Your wardrobe is nothing but flowy dresses in various shades of white

Everything started going downhill once they stopped putting Dave “Gruber” Allen in things

Hi Vic. I’m not Jared, but I keep forgetting that show has started and I hope that by replying I might remember to start procuring it when I get home. Thanks for understanding

If you’re doing something that the lawyers at KFC don’t like, they send you a seasoned desist order

We need the four headshots of Matt with different head sizes on here too

Feelin.......bad

This is a bigger shock to John than Iain being pro-racism

You’re telling me an M enned these Ms?

You know how it’s literally impossible for the mind to truly comprehend the enormity of space, the number of stars and planets, and infinity? That’s how I feel when I hear about companies like Amazon and Microsoft being able to kill so many jobs and still apparently run. My brain cannot accept it

“These massive job losses will be the biggest job losses since …those ones 3 years ago”

Imagine being able to, in 3 years, kill enough jobs to populate a small city - and still be allowed to continue operating as any sort of a business