Dan Winburn

On this day 225 years ago, John Adams moved into the still-not-quite-complete White House, becoming the first president to occupy it. His blessing was carved into the State Dining Room mantel in 1945: "May none but Honest and Wise Men ever rule under This Roof.”

Is today #NationalBisonDay? Fuck, I didn't get you anything.

The media is about to blitz us with stories about how awful Maduro is and I want you to remember that even if they're all true, they are being issued solely for the purpose of manufacturing consent for invading Venezuela and killing innocent people.

Someday there will be a reckoning for the serial killings that the US government is engaged in on the oceans. Another admin should not refuse to extradite indicted officials to Intl Criminal Courts and senior military officers “just following orders” should not be exempted.

What he said: 💯 🎯

Happy Halloween from the scariest creatures ever.

I grew up here and I just do not recognize this place since it became a fiefdom of the trump regime.

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

Unity!

Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.

He's building a gold-guilded ballroom to host the foreign officials who come to bribe him, while denying millions of hungry kids food. Just how thuddingly obvious, how over-the-top, how florid & theatrical does this story have to get before the media starts honestly telling it?

Dude was such an asshole he changed stats

It's scary how cute Park Slope was tonight.

Happy Halloween, NYC.

Somebody wrote a book about this once, I think.

Well, obviously we can’t vaccinate chickens because that’ll put the autism in their butts and then when the eggs come out of their butts we’ll get the autism from eating the butt eggs.

I visited Grand Street Senior Housing on the Lower East Side today and tried a little Bomba y Plena…

One of the neat things about humans is that we have no problem learning new technology, but seemingly cannot learn new philosophy, so we get to do this same song and dance every generation or two. Wheeeeee!

Here's the USDA's contingency plan to keep SNAP funded during a shutdown. The USDA just deleted it from their website.
web.archive.org/web/20251010...

I can't think of a better way to cultivate another 2-3 generations of leftist populists in Venezuela than unprovoked military strikes and natural resources exploitation.

So we're going to war with Venezuela... why? Oh right, to steal their oil.

If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors.

RING is partnering with the Gestapo.

Thank you to everyone who’s supported us.

And a special thank you to Illinois elected officials — including many of my opponents — who have condemned this political prosecution by the Trump administration:

'Whoa': Expert stupefied over alleged police 'cover-up' of DHS shooting at unarmed man A Department of Homeland Security agent shot at an unarmed Black suspect during a traffic stop — and police in Washington, D.C. were told to exclude it from the incident report, according to a recent ...

'Whoa': Expert stupefied over alleged police 'cover-up' of DHS shooting at unarmed man

Little ice bitches didn't like cheering strong women stand up to these assholes, #FuckIce

A screenshot from a federal court document shows paragraph 16 describing an incident in which agents pointed both a pepper ball gun and a real gun at Chris Gentry, a combat veteran, as he stood lawfully by the road voicing opposition. The document includes a citation noting that one agent pointed the real gun at Gentry’s face and said, “bang, bang,” and “you’re dead liberal.” The header indicates it’s from case number 1:25-cv-12173, filed on October 26, 2025.

This was done to a U.S. citizen and combat veteran. Read this part.

The absolute chud nonsense has genuinely been shocking. I’m so glad my grandparents are dead.

Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!

Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉

Q: "What's your reaction to Jesus telling you that you must *give* to the poor, not take away from the poor?"

MIKE JOHNSON: "I don't know any of the details of that yet. I'm just hearing that for the first time so can't really comment."

A mother of 8 was deported within 24 hours of reporting sexual harassment by an ICE contracto

She was following the rules & going through the process to get her green card

Someone working on behalf of ICE abused her.

She spoke out and was kicked out of the country.

It’s retaliation & it’s wrong