I might be the goat

Chat stop posting about the cow boss I'm at work all day today and tomorrow 😭

Honestly I've been looking for an excuse to play vintage story so if this became a thing I'd definitely be interested

Guess I'm kind of close to 99 sort of

Couldn't be my goat render, check it again

There's a couple robins that live outside my house and sometimes they hang out near the door

Secretly?

they're amazing you have to try them. just don't try european ones they put them in bread not pastry

a sausage roll is kind of like a hot dog I'll have them at the meetup

I can't have hotdogs I have a rare medical condition and hotdogs are one of the worst things I've found that cause flare ups :( (I'm not even joking I basically have nohotdogitis)

I love them, and they don't love me back, and that hurts so much, but sometimes I think it must hurt for them too. I can't imagine what it must be like for someone you care about to be hurting, and theoretically you could help them, but really you can't.

Oh it's all you brother I'm under no assumption I've ever had a unique thought

Can't wait for Jagex to implement face id before you're allowed in the wildy

Managed to get into the pokemon center for the natural history museum merch but only spent £30 very proud of myself

I just spent like half a demonics task using my bowfa instead of my scorching bow....

Biggest upgrade on my account in a while, so much space now

99 defense doesn't seem that useless

Still can't believe he stole that APT song from you too

Isn't that that bruno mars song

My work having to cancel 3 shows because of shingles, deciding to do the last 2 nights of the show with a sick cast, a crew on the verge of quitting due to said sickness and not even deciding to tell us about this airborne virus in the building we work in is certainly a fucking choice

Thoughts and prayers that you get sex and cigarettes 🙏

Had two very clear dreams last night, one about my ex finding someone else and one about me pulling a god pack of pokemon cards 😭 this is my entire life honestly

Yeah I feel that, I still am on them for the same reason.

Honestly if I can give some advice, do not use dating apps. They are designed to make you miserable and they're fucking good at it. I know it's not the most helpful advice, but as someone who has been single not for lack of trying for 8 years, I know how predatory they are

This little fella must live nearby I always see him when I leave for work

"Oh my, it seems like japanese wrestler VILLAINOUS has joined the MFTs!!!"

Maybe if you just try hard enough

I swear to fucking god I'm getting laid this year

The thing about me is I genuinely can't see anyone being physically and/or sexually attracted to me and apparently that's not a normal thing

God I desperately need a fat girl sat on my face right fucking now