Will Knott

If you take his words and put them in the mouth of a domestic abuser, there would be no difference.

"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."

🎵The nominees for #RTEChoicePrize Irish Song of the Year 2025 are here 🎵

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I don't think I could handle the cold, but hot chocolate afterwards?

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

"Ideal for visiting Granny's house while walking through the woods" - B.B. Wolfe

Dream On | LEGO® Ideas There are many things one could consider a treasure - dreams are one of those too. --- For some, dreams are tiny, simple things they want to achieve. For others…

This is lovely: a two-sided set showing a little girl dreaming of space and the same girl grown up to be an astronaut >>
Dream On
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Docking procedures approved. Proceed

If someone built a tool allowing strangers to create sexualised images of children, we would shut it down immediately.

So why is the government treating X and Grok with kid gloves when their products are causing so much harm?

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

“A diplomatic source said: 'The generals think Trump's Greenland plan is crazy and illegal. So they are trying to deflect him with other major military operations. They say it's like dealing with a five-year-old'.”

what the fuck

have we tried turning the country off and back on again

A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…

• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi

International oil reserves by country

I’m looking for a reader - a 7 to 10 year old who is interested in Greek mythology or history (and that child’s grown up). Any takers?

#ClassicsBluesky

Unwins Pumpkin Seeds - Polar Bear F1 very large, White-skinned, fruit, yellow-orange flesh

How do I describe myself after eating so much Christmas cheese? Pumpkin - Polar Bear F1, very large, White-skinned, fruit, yellow-orange flesh

The emperor was sitting in his bed when the assassin came in through the window.

"Welcome, old friend."

"Wait," the assassin wheezed.

The emperor waited for him to catch his breath.

"I'm too old for this," the assassin said at last.
1/3 #ShortStory

This Yule May all who need a miracle be blessed. May all those feeling unwell and fragile be given strength. May all those who have heavy burdens have their loads lightened. May all those who have worry find peace. May your Yule be filled with happiness, joy and love.

Today is the solstice. Yuletide greetings to all who celebrate.

@sachacoward.bsky.social your great uncle had fighting words

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

The dragon was curled up on its hoard.

A knight approached, unarmed and unhelmed.

"Greetings! I have a question about your hoard."

"If you try to steal it I will kill you."

"May I move it? With you still on it?"

The tiny dragon firmly gripped the golden tiara it laid on. "Carry it with pride."

This has got to be made. A tiara with a dragon on it. Wear with pride!

Better, a tiara with an animatronic dragon on it!

This has got to be made. A tiara with a dragon on it. Wear with pride!

Better, a tiara with an animatronic dragon on it!

I Am Lucifer, the Devil, AMA

"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"

The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.

"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"

You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.

The witch made him hot chocolate.

"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."

He took a sip.

"They say I can overcome any hardship."

"Mm," said the witch.

"And I can. I do."

The witch said nothing.

"But I shouldn't have to!"

"No."

The witch held the hero as he wept.

"No, you shouldn't."

Brittle order creates massive chaotic system #Cong25

It's not what happens, it's how you understand it.

Control the explanation and you can get away with...

Panel at Culture Crush 2025Xeush

@marklittle.bsky.social talking at @culturecrush.bsky.social about the ball of attention hanging in midair over the world of apps #CultureCrush2025

Suddenly GAA shorts make sense. It's traditional

Starting is easy, it's fun. Finishing is hard. - Ailbhe Keogan

A four panel DOWNSIDE comic strip. In panel one, an incredulous Santa Claus says to Joey, a bottle blond man in a brown shirt: "Presents? HA! I've SEEN your browser history!" In panel two, Joey argues to Santa, saying "Oh, it's not THAT bad." In panel three, Santa and Joey react to an off-panel speaker saying "Uh..." In panel four, the speaker is revealed to be the Devil, sitting at a desk with Joey's laptop, looking horrified. The Devil says: "You need to delete this."

In honor of me tabling at a con this weekend, here's a Christmas comic strip I drew last year.