@mrdthdvr.bsky.social
Actively trying to remove exclamation points from my emails.
The worst thing about my boyfriend is that he could do a perfect Liam Gallagher for Halloween but refuses to because it’s too topical.
27.03.2025 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes biopics are hard for me to get behind because I know what people look like.
24.03.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Belinda: I think we should call the police.
Fabian: We are not calling the police.
One of the monkeys at #TheWhiteLotus calling the police from a phone that they stole from one of the hotel guests:
People don’t look through cut out eye holes in paintings like they used to.
17.03.2025 02:10 — 👍 601 🔁 95 💬 26 📌 3My digestive system becoming regular again after norovirus.
Me: "We are so back."
Stomach flu is not the way I wanted to start Women’s History Month!!!
04.03.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ready to see the Tr*mp shirts at goodwill.
28.02.2025 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone's about to become a statistic #rfkjr
14.02.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FUCK WHAT DO I WEAR #cowboycarter #beyonce
12.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got 'em. Let the anticipation begin.
#ticketmasterstillsucks #beyonce #cowboycarter
WHENS THE TOUR
12.02.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Taylor Swift ruins football" good. I hope she ruins everything you love, everything you hold dear. If you are a man I hope you never find joy in anything ever again.
12.02.2025 09:58 — 👍 965 🔁 124 💬 48 📌 17The Beyoncé presale today was for Beyhive members. The tickets are already on resale sites. @ticketmaster.com you have the ability and power to stop this shit.
12.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't want my only post about Kendrick to be what I wished he did. (Which is really just my fantasy to tell the President to fuck off) But I loved the performance when I watched it, and I love it even more after seeing all the analyses.
11.02.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would take 300 Beyonces to match Jeff Bezos' net worth. (It would take 496 to match Elon Musks!)
Beyonce is not who you need to worry about.
Andy Reid could wear his shirt as a dress if he wanted to. #superbowl
10.02.2025 02:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least in the commercial they tape the Super Bowl.
10.02.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my GOD that’s good. He shoulda done that. Well, he’ll think about that on Monday…
10.02.2025 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a Swiftie, I want to see Taylor happy at the end of this game. As a woman who is deeply troubled by the state of our country and hates the president, I want the Eagles to win. #taylorswift #traviskelce #chiefs #superbowl #jalenhurts #eagles
10.02.2025 01:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Kendrick shoulda taken a fine and told Trump to fuck off in person in front of the whole country. #superbowl
10.02.2025 01:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The past three weeks of this presidency have proven to be more damaging to my mental health than all of covid.
08.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If someone emails you in all caps for no reason, is it okay to respond to them in all caps for no reason?
07.02.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's your best (worst) story about accidentally not hanging up after leaving a voicemail?
06.02.2025 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is cyberbullying Baron Trump okay yet?
05.02.2025 03:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you have never done a sport that requires you to be on wheels (skateboarding, roller skating, etc) there’s absolutely no need to start now.
05.02.2025 02:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Self titled album is the best power pop album ever. If you don’t instantly get happy when Radiation Vibe comes on, there’s no hope for you. I will proselytize about Fountains Of Wayne to anyone who will listen.
05.02.2025 02:30 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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She would never stand for this. #DOGE Put some respect on her name.
04.02.2025 21:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fucked up somehow and now I see way too many cats on my Bluesky feed.
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