@melindo.bsky.social
Travel nursing to support my Disney habit
My favorite morning ritual is when I sneeze and blow my nose for 20 minutes straight. I find it really centers me and gets me ready for the day ahead.
17.11.2025 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Practicing Rosie O’Donnell’s smile in the mirror
15.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a dream Lauren Boebert went missing and the internet canceled me for calling her Lauren Gogurt
31.10.2025 11:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0stfu
07.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0JF stands for jester flop
07.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Accidentally said shimilayan herpa
24.09.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
But still it was fun
21.09.2025 09:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drive in movie theaters are an insane thing for us to have invented
20.09.2025 10:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let’s please PLEASE not lose sight of the fact that he had an ugly weird shaped head
11.09.2025 01:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still thinking about Hannah’s Bar N’ Grill Indian Cuisine
07.09.2025 23:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Cena has a huuuuge mouth I can’t stop staring at it
27.08.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is basically just for @poochied.bsky.social and @nakamus.bsky.social but Clay asked me to go to the store for one thing and one thing only
26.08.2025 12:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@poochied.bsky.social ??? (Also idk if U.K. will show up if you have ** muted)
24.08.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching the news
24.08.2025 01:58 — 👍 39 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I went to a Cracker Barrel in Sacramento and sat next to the most dad looking guy you could possibly imagine. I’m talking 50-55, baseball cap, sports team hoodie, and new balances. But he had on long, red, manicured fingernails.
24.08.2025 04:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love Aldi less than tig but more than Clay
15.08.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What vitamin am I deficient in if I’m craving just a straight up bowl of rice?
11.08.2025 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I should call him
08.08.2025 18:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On USA Today’s crossword the answer to 69 across is weed
04.08.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe I’m not at the state fair right now
01.08.2025 13:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trying to sleep but my brain is forcing me to write a parody song to Lose Yourself but instead of rap battling it’s about the pressures of having tig notaro’s twitter handle for 24 hours.
01.08.2025 02:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@andykindler.bsky.social is this thing on?
16.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the hell is “hard water”
15.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Clay and I have been cohabitating for a while now but today it finally hit me that I live with a man.
12.07.2025 22:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone in the waiting room sounds like Steve-o
11.07.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy shit
25.06.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dweeb ass dork with chicken leg arms holding a basketball and also there’s a truck stop logo?
lol
23.06.2025 03:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wish I had paid attention to the post-season earlier so I had more time to hate him.
23.06.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0His name is CHET??? Lanky goofy fuck.
23.06.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0New girl at work who I’m unsure of is drinking a can of pepsi at 6am. Not enough to make a judgment call but it is being factored into the equation.
22.06.2025 10:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
