@trask.bsky.social
lawyer & adjunct law prof 📍DC/ALX https://sites.google.com/view/andrewtrask/disclaimer
Maybe you bought it and then forgot about it? I do that with Amazon orders sometimes.
17.01.2025 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s a (currently unoccupied) hot tub on the deck of the one on the right. Just sayin.
17.01.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The prior owner of the 818 was reportedly Howard Shultz of Starbucks, who then sold it to an unnamed buyer (who, again, was not me)
17.01.2025 20:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0❤️
17.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Neither one is mine, to be clear)
17.01.2025 19:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I’m assuming the appearance this week of two yachts at DC’s Wharf is inauguration related?
17.01.2025 19:33 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Swag from my in-house days still going strong 💪
30.12.2024 13:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Conch shells arranged together on the beach
It’s a conch-catenation.
25.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brunch adult DCA’s new Capital One lounge
As if I needed another reason to ❤️ DCA, the new Capital One lounge is pretty excellent
22.12.2024 16:40 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well there are too many banks to choose from in Old Town but that doesn’t stop the city council from adding more :)
21.12.2024 15:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fabulous issue as usual but this Old Town Oligarch might have added the TD Bank debate to the discourse rankings
21.12.2024 14:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But please do report back tomorrow. For science.
21.12.2024 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In that case all bets are off, Joe.
21.12.2024 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ouch 😬
21.12.2024 01:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Graphic designer: *sigh* It’s kerning.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
IT worker: That’s when I was turning it off and then back on again.
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21.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Liquor before beer, in the clear.
21.12.2024 01:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Government lawyer with clearance: ████████ the ███████ except ████████ wombat exclusion ████████.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Patent lawyer: It’s a “comprising” resume.
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20.12.2024 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Government lawyer: No, that explanation is exempt from disclosure under 5 U.S.C. § 552(b)(2) and (b)(6).
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Appellate lawyer: The deadline for my next job wasn’t jurisdictional.
Sadly, a newly opened bookstore in Old Town had a serious fire.
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Ugh, that’s sad. It’s been a rough few weeks for ALX bookstores.
05.12.2024 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They generally adhere to that rule but sometimes break it (I believe) when a portion of the court is sitting in a non-DC location.
05.12.2024 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Fed. Cir. IOPs define “Merits Panel” as “three or more judges.”
That said I am not aware of the court constituting a panel of more than three judges in recent memory.
