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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.

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Thank you!

14.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for this, it helps me keep at it.

14.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

14.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A mug of tea steeping nearby

14.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I panted it.

14.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re great!

14.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I surprised that it’s snowing so hard in the Italian Alps

14.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! ❀️

13.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it so startling to see β€œholy poop” and in all caps no less
(Thank you!)

13.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are invited.

13.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

13.02.2026 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing with a fineliner pen on white bond paper of a dilapidated structure amidst foliage

Drawing with a fineliner pen on white bond paper of a dilapidated structure amidst foliage

A sketchbook page from this week.

13.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Live in the woods, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. But did they mention the wild animals stealing our provisions??

13.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"Defendants also argue that Senator Kelly has pied himself out of irreparable injury by asserting that he "intends to continue to speak on matters of public concern" and "will not be silenced." Comp 1. pars 116, 118. Please! That is not the law."

"Defendants also argue that Senator Kelly has pied himself out of irreparable injury by asserting that he "intends to continue to speak on matters of public concern" and "will not be silenced." Comp 1. pars 116, 118. Please! That is not the law."

Oh, no. No, if I were attempting to defend this case and the Court told me "Please! That is not the law" I would evaporate on the spot

12.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
"Defendants respond that Senator Kelly is seeking to exempt himself from the rules of military justice that "Congress has expressly made applicable to retired servicemembers." Defs.' Opp'n at 1. Horsefeathers! While Congress has chosen to apply..."

"Defendants respond that Senator Kelly is seeking to exempt himself from the rules of military justice that "Congress has expressly made applicable to retired servicemembers." Defs.' Opp'n at 1. Horsefeathers! While Congress has chosen to apply..."

New question is it good when the Court says "Horsefeathers!"

12.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Another unexpected exclamation: "Third, the outcome of the administrative process would, in all likelihood, be a fait accompli!" (p. 14)

Hearing this with Monty-Python emphasis on the Frenchness of "fait accompli"

12.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Here, Senator Kelly's First Amendment claim presents a justiciable controversy!" (p.11)
Not a sentence I'd have expected to be exclamatory!

12.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fam is it good when the judge uses exclamation points and italics throughout the opinion

12.02.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

paper cut on the finger I use for touch-ID login, why is this not prohibited under the Geneva Convention

12.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s lunchtime and I’ve just had a shot of NyQuil, AMA

11.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Friends what recliner should I buy? It needs chair lift, zero gravity and lay flat for post-surgical recovery.

Cost of renting is more given the length of time it’ll be needed.

11.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

11.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20185    πŸ” 4518    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 67
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse

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Smooth black tuxedo cat biting the neck of a big fuzzy tabby cat whose mouth is wide open

Smooth black tuxedo cat biting the neck of a big fuzzy tabby cat whose mouth is wide open

AHHHHH

08.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Chloe is close to the camera, titling her head a bit. She’s a burrowing owl, very smol.

Chloe is close to the camera, titling her head a bit. She’s a burrowing owl, very smol.

a superb little owl named Chloe

11.02.2024 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1388    πŸ” 227    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

It’s like if Khruangbin really rocked out

08.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com do you know about these guys?

08.02.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2002 GPF (EX) Plushenko - Sex Bomb
YouTube video by prednost 2002 GPF (EX) Plushenko - Sex Bomb

As figure skating competition opens at the Winter Olympics, I am compelled to remind you of the level of true artistry this discipline can yield.

There's never been anyone quite like Evgeni Plushenko, who is the answer to the question "what if Hansel from ZOOLANDER were real, and he could skate?"

07.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Responsibilities without authority; highly matrixed organization

07.02.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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