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I know, yuck. What do I even do now, am I doomed?

France should have kept its language at home then.

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I used some rice wine in today’s dish, all fancy-like. Ate the whole meal and didn’t notice the GIANT MOLD ISLAND FLOATING IN THE RICE WINE until after.

Not enough analysis focusing on the hops. I don’t know about you but I never hop, at all. What am I, a rabbit? No. So I am safe.

Q: Someone I care about is planning a trip back to El Salvador for the first time in 30 years. She has US citizenship and thinks that protects her. What information can I possibly give her to help her stay safe? Or what info source (in Spanish) about the facts of re-entry these days might I provide?

This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio.

In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory.

CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil.

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Thank you!

A sort of live oak tree rendered in watercolor with a faint blue sky on slightly buckled paper.

A watercolor tree for the sketchbook today.

We better go with Azure given recent events.

Oh no, science has arrived to derail my revolutionary product idea

Watching the countdown from 60 seconds, my impatience straining against the need to get my money’s worth

What if it blew warm dry air though and had a slim attractive profile, much easier to fit in one’s small bathroom than an entire sauna?

I would 100% buy this product

Love showers but hate drying off?

How about a giant Dyson doorway to walk through right after a shower

I expected it to be metaphorical, not literal.

A fellow waitress once stumbled and poured an entire bowl of thick hot New England clam chowder down a guy’s back. Anyway I think clam chowder would be a good choice here.

We still have beauty, and community, and hope.

Tuxie cat with his ears out to the sides, yoda-style. We are looking at the top of his head, his white nose is tucked down toward his little white toes, just visible.

Little yoda guy

Everything is a phone now, is that what we hath wrought?

Three Musketeefs!

Close shot of tuxedo cat cleaning his toes on a rear paw, pink tongue visible. He is on a fuzzy light orange blanket.

Keepin em clean!

I love this so much that it hurts a little bit.

Ahh I've been obsessed with this for ages. They're so good.

I guess I'm more comfortable with a shorter cause - effect timeline. Conceptually. Go out in the sun all day, see your sunburn by dinner, sort of thing.

It has been two weeks since my last radiation treatment and skin that wasn't burned before today is now burned? Look I understand that events can have effects that develop over time, in theory, but... it's weird.

Bizarre Geography Rhetoric as Art: the Eric Adams Story

Same. I have an actual aversion reaction to the terrible emoji.

yep! Also not a big fan of actual drool tbh.