carmen

i don’t think allison williams got the credit she deserved as a comedic actor in girls because marnie is such an uptight character, but her delivery is always spot-on and she has so many hilarious one-liners that slip through the cracks

hearing an elvis christmas song in sephora today after seeing priscilla yesterday: 😠😠😠

i swear if all of the people who spent the last 20 years hating on american idiot make it difficult for me to score tickets tomorrow just because their tour poster says “30 years of dookie,” i’m going to lose my mind

this was my first halloween in like a decade in a house instead of an apartment and i was so excited to have trick or treaters and i swear there were like…. 20 kids. the plague of trunk or treats is just another way i’ll rail against CAR CULTURE 😤

i’m watching that mckamey manor documentary and like…. this has got to be a kink thing, right?

the tastiest salt and vinegar chips are the ones that hurt you the most

finally went to the derm and got a script for tretinoin and she was like “it’s gonna be like $50 and probably won’t be covered by insurance” like that’s ok the diy approach i’ve been taking at sephora isn’t either and has cost way more than that over the years

fighting riot fest fomo by seeing the gaslight anthem, death cab and the postal service in michigan within 24 hours this weekend

have podcasts fallen off or do i just listen to the wrong podcasts