rapture clothes left behind: an ICP shirt depicting a clown burning a rebel flag, flatform crocs, and a hat that says "we're so back"

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

Who in the hell still watches live television?

this is a Turning Point in the USA

the movie poster for Midsommar with the young woman wearing a floral laurel around her head and crying is replaced by the face of Ernest P. Worrell from the Ernest movies making one of his trademark contorted expressions with one eye pointing inward and one looking at the camera and his mouth twisted into an O-face with an Elvis lip curl. The poster says "Ernest Goes to Midsommar" in the comic sans-esque "Ernest goes to" font in red with a yellow drop shadow and the original serif "Midsommar" font in a weathered off-white

this is why I pay for photoshop

Chicago graffiti

Chicago ✊

Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation

Novelty Nachos Helmet Works Way Into Regular Dishes Rotation

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

Sick of these fuckin honkies man

a tumblr post by supercumrat64 every rush song geddy lee: one thousand years i've been roaming these halls, looking for that cruel, cruel wizard... to unslap my Balls! *plays a synth solo and a bass solo at the same time*

Sufjan Stevens calls The Bible “very gay” in new Vulture interview:

“Jesus was single, never married. Disciples were all dudes…”

Kill whitey

Had to see for myself and as of 1:21PM Eastern, it is still right there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Bi...

He’s right fuck hulk hogan

You ever just listen to “old man” by Neil Young and think about your dad?

My 30’s are beating my ass, I am NOT looking forward to 40

Listen. The thing they didn’t tell my wife about this portion of things is how not like the movies you water breaking is, be prepared, I can go into more detail but just…… be prepared it’s way more dramatic than you think

Menthol cigarettes are so good you guys

“Time to be a huge loud dumbass who knocks everything over” -my cat when it’s time for bed

🎶U is for Union
that’s good enough for you
Union Union Union
starts with U 🎶

Weed is tight

How did they get Kris Kristopherson to do the blade movies?

Dawg you’ll be glad you did

Neti pot and the Afrin extreme congestion spray saved my life dude

That’s exactly what I had the fever broke in my sleep going into day 4 but I’m still blowing my nose more than I’d like

Dude I just got over some sinus fuckery I got from the kids, idk what it was but I’ve never felt shittier

I am against this. The Yankees are the Universal Villains, the Cobra Kai (original version) or the Omega Theta Phi fraternity of Baseball. They should be clean shaven, perfectly tailored, and physically intimidating. Then they get beaten by mutts and misfits. It is The Way.

So the Pokémon games would have you believe that Pokémon were recently discovered, and I’m calling bullshit, it would be like me finding out as an adult that animals exist. Really oak? You can make a Pokédex but you didn’t know about fuckin birds this whole time?

Billionaires shouldnt exist and there should most definitely be a maximum wage

Decent royal rumble