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Jalapeño, the turtle who lived

@jalapeno-turtle.bsky.social

Hello I am Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. On January 15, 2025, I survived a horrible apartment fire in Chicago's Ravenswood neighborhood. I was assumed dead but I tricked everyone by hiding at the bottom of my terrarium! I am a spicy turtle!

21 Followers  |  20 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 17.01.2025  |  2.2261

Latest posts by jalapeno-turtle.bsky.social on Bluesky

A turtle in a terrarium with a progress pride flag.

A turtle in a terrarium with a progress pride flag.

Happy #pride to all my friends in the Turtle LGBTQ+ community!

I haven't posted in a while but I'm still here and I'm still Jalapeño, the turtle who lived. ♥️ 🏳️‍🌈 🐢

30.06.2025 02:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A turtle in a terrarium celebrating World Turtle Day!

A turtle in a terrarium celebrating World Turtle Day!

I hear it's #WorldTurtleDay! A whole day about me, what's not to like?

24.05.2025 01:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Fun fact, a #turtle tank full of pellets is a very short term situation. Nom nom nom.

13.03.2025 00:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Chomp chomp!

#turtle #dinner #chomp

25.02.2025 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A turtle in a terrarium with a balloon that reads "Happy Valentine's Day".

A turtle in a terrarium with a balloon that reads "Happy Valentine's Day".

Happy #valentinesday from America's sweetheart, me, Jalapeño the turtle who lived!

15.02.2025 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
A turtle walking in front of a television during the Super Bowl.

A turtle walking in front of a television during the Super Bowl.

10.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Am I reaching?

10.02.2025 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe this is a bit of a stretch?

10.02.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A turtle in a terrarium making Super Bowl predictions.

A turtle in a terrarium making Super Bowl predictions.

I'm sticking my neck out to predict a Philadelphia victory. Go Eagles! #SuperBowl

10.02.2025 00:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A picture of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of Achtung Baby by U2 on vinyl.

A picture of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of Achtung Baby by U2 on vinyl.

"And you can dream, so dream out loud. And don't let the bastards grind you down." 🎶

#turtleturntable

02.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A turtle in a terrarium eating a large piece of lettuce.

A turtle in a terrarium eating a large piece of lettuce.

Lettuce! I will defeat you.

26.01.2025 00:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I'm more of an OK Computer turtle.

25.01.2025 20:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with the album cover and art for Radiohead's Kid A in the background.

A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with the album cover and art for Radiohead's Kid A in the background.

"Everything... in its right place..." 🎶

#turteturntable

25.01.2025 16:01 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of David Bowie's Let's Dance album in the background.

A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of David Bowie's Let's Dance album in the background.

"Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues..." 🎶

#turtleturntable

24.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A turtle in a terrarium playing with a blue ping pong ball.

A turtle in a terrarium playing with a blue ping pong ball.

Breaking news: I've discovered ping pong balls. How's your day going?

23.01.2025 01:48 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fun fact, turtles are big fans of 80s new wave.

23.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of Duran Duran's Rio album in the background.

A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium with a copy of Duran Duran's Rio album in the background.

"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land..." 🎶

23.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

This is pretty but definitely not turtle weather.

21.01.2025 15:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LOL, lettuce, I'm already bored with you.

20.01.2025 23:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium eating some lettuce.

A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium eating some lettuce.

Lettuce is good but does anyone have any hot sauce? #spicyturtle

20.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium.

A color photograph of a turtle in a terrarium.

It's true! I am alive and very happy to be here. 🐢 ♥️

20.01.2025 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jalapeño, a Ravenswood couple's pet turtle, was found alive after a deadly apartment fire. https://buff.ly/4g8L905

19.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 85    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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The sound of falling water is pretty great, especially when you're a turtle.

20.01.2025 15:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The nice people at VEG Lincoln Park sent me this video from when I stayed there. They wrote "please enjoy this video of Jalapeño trying his best to eat us" and they are right, I do enjoy it!

19.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A color photograph of a turtle inside a terrarium.

A color photograph of a turtle inside a terrarium.

Here I am in my new terrarium. The water's great but we need to do some decorating. I'm a spicy turtle!

19.01.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I also reunited with my parents today. We were very happy to see each other. ♥️ I'm like, hey, did you bring any pellets?

18.01.2025 22:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
A color photograph of a turtle in a tupperware container on a hardwood floor. Outside of the container, looking in, is a stuffed animal named "the Blubby".

A color photograph of a turtle in a tupperware container on a hardwood floor. Outside of the container, looking in, is a stuffed animal named "the Blubby".

I made a new friend today while my aunt and uncle set up my new terrarium. His name is the Blubby! He's from the land of blub.

18.01.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A turtle in a tupperware container in a car, in Skokie, IL.

A turtle in a tupperware container in a car, in Skokie, IL.

Hey! I'm in a car again. I'm going home from Chicago Exotics Animal with my aunt and uncle. I still think they should let me drive.

18.01.2025 19:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Thanks Alex and Block Club Chicago for sharing the story of our spicy little fighter! And thanks to the community and neighborhood for all the support for my sister and all the residents of the building! ♥️

18.01.2025 02:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Jalapeño, a Ravenswood couple's pet turtle, was found alive after a deadly apartment fire. https://buff.ly/4g8L905

17.01.2025 18:55 — 👍 58    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 1

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