Both interpretations are true, no doubt!

“Government by the people for the people.” They don’t believe in that, they don’t care about us.

They can only win when they cheat.

#SaveOurDemocracy
#Pinks
#NCPolitics
#Congress

I've wondered about them too. Who would agree to the job? Would climb into the cab of the crane and say, "another day, another dollar"?

Now draw me winning Mega Millions

I've had these thoughts too. This is not someone with any idea of what life is like for almost everyone else in the world. Without a staff, he'd starve.

It's definitely not the zinger he thinks it is.

Couldn't've. I get how weird that would be to type.

Sailing down my golden river/golden sparkles in the foam...

I read the whole piece and was blown away. Scholarly and beautifully written and worthy of the Atlantic or Harper's

I'm so glad you wrote it. The world needs YOUR take on things. Never stop creating.

And this story is nowhere on AP or CNN. That's scary, too.

The four hors d'oeuvres of the apocalypse

Americans: My family needs healthcare

GOP: No

Americans: It is VERY important

GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal

Americans: I don’t need coal

GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.

Americans: But my kid is sick

GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.

#RemoveTrump

You, friend, have an interesting brain. Use your powers for good.

Much more impressive for a one-winged dove to be singing - it found joy after the trauma of losing a wing. Notable, worth a song.

A white winged dove singing? Don't they all? What's the big deal? Why is that worth a song?

And why can't the guy in Boston just have his piece of pie?

I did too, and imagined the poor thing fluttering in circles.
But then I always wondered why Merrilee Rush and Juice Newton wanted their boyfriend to brush their teeth before he left. I mean how lazy would you have to be?

I think she's a charter member of the We Do Not Care Club. IFYKYK

But I don't follow all those other people. I follow you. Please write it anyway.

So they have his I-9 on file. What's the problem?

So come on down to Trump's Cabinet City and buy them this weekend while prices are CRAAAZY!

I base all of my decisions on how other women wear their hair.

Look at us, all united and stuff.

There was a long rambling part of the long rambling UN speech where he kept repeating "rape" and claiming to have returned and rescued thousands of trafficked children to their parents.

That's all I could think every time he talked about the rapes he prevented and the children he's saved from trafficking. I keep thinking, are you sure you want to go there, gramps?

You need to practice your penmanship anyway. It's my gift to you.

*if

I would have been smitten is you'd presented that amount of work to me. A little frightened by the intensity, but totally smitten by the effort

Your best yet.

It got me today!