Crystal B.

I would pay extra for them to narrate everything like the Swedish Chef for a little while. 🤣

That's what we have at our house - we have a thumb drive and review/delete regularly.

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

"I don't understand Bad Bunny because I don't speak Spanish >:("

Well you thought "Born In The USA" was a patriotic anthem even though The Boss sings it in English. I don't think the language barrier is what's holding you back buddy.

Bleh 😑

I need at least one (1) day without people getting underfoot in the kitchen. It is fucking hard to do canning with people wandering in and out. 😠

My right eustacihan tube is being a dick and won't close, so all I'm hearing is my own fucking breathing and heart beat and it is driving me fucking nuts 😭

A golden colored dog with darker ears and a curled up tail faces the camera, with snow piled on its nose. There is a wooden picket fence and evergreen trees in the background, as snow falls.

Exactly one person in the house is excited about this band of snow showers.

go off jack white

A feral possum hisses from atop two skulls Text reads bite the hand that murders your neighbors

Credit: www.instagram.com/StormyGailAr...

Winter Olympics Team GB skier targets ICE with graphic message written in snow Team GB skier Gus Kenworthy has launched a blistering attack on US Immigration and Custom Enforcement officers including a message written in the snow

MATE YOUR AN ABSOLUTE CUNT... AND A PROPER LEGEND www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

The mainstream news media will never call Trump explicity racist. They'll always dodge the allegation. That's because the white people running the joints need to believe that there is a distinction between donig racist things and promoting racist polices, versus being *personally* racist.

If you’re not following the case of Steven Feldman, AI Lawyer, your missing out

When he's dead Evangelicals will go back to pretending they cared about the morality of politicians and I'm telling you it will be the most shameless shit you've ever seen

I went to the loo and came back to my dog standing on my armchair, drinking tea out of my mug. So that's how my day is going. 😡

That's who I switched to a few years ago. I have simple taxes, thankfully, so I see no sense in enriching TurboTax for my needs. 🙃

That's fucking amazing - 10/10, no notes

Donate to Washington Post 2026 layoff fund, organized by Rachel Siegel On Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2026, The Washington Post laid off hundreds of journalists. We ar… Rachel Siegel needs your support for Washington Post 2026 layoff fund

Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙

don't worry, i'm sure once they've finished intentionally crippling our ability to discover and tell each other what they're doing, they'll be satisfied and will stop there

With the closing of the Kennedy Center and the cuts at the Post, the Washington, DC metro area has lost its biggest arts institution and of its largest local journalism outlet.

a good day to tap this sign!

Astonishingly, gratifyingly, and often, over the years, by-the-skin-of-its-teethingly, my old stomping ground, the WCP, abides and endures. Get on that.

Today is a GREAT day to support @51st.news, a worker-led nonprofit local news source for D.C. with top-notch staff including the amazing @maustermuhle.bsky.social

Loving that in a team meeting we were talking about pulling advertising $$ from WaPo. They apparently don't want to deal with the Arts anyway, so 🤷‍♀️

Hate this timeline so, SO much. 😭

How do you just have a koala grippy laying around just for this purpose? 🤣

People keep saying that this is The 51st, but with respect, I don't think it is. The 51st has (admirably) positioned itself as an outlet to give voice to underserved communities. But the city needs, like, a sports page, an arts page

Bezos has the resources to make WaPo into the BEST sports outlet and BEST science outlet and BEST place to get trusted news without feeling any sort of negative financial impact but is happy to turn it into Quillette because he’s lost whatever creative spark he had and turned into a vapid dullard

The Post has been my local paper for 30+ years. To see what's happening to it now is just... ugh. Horrible.

the owner just spent 75 million on a film that opened with a 7 million take