Boomer

a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy area Alt: The ol' Homer Simpson hiding in the hedges bit.

Ah.

I was gonna suggest other types of jelly or consistencies of peanut butter, but

Uh

nevermind

I'm sorry for my country. 💔

They closed? After such a glowing review?

Did that turn you off to PBnJ for the rest of your life or have you ever dared try another?

This toy was one of my first Transformers as a very small child.

I was VERY confused because I had no idea about the gimmick of Action Masters being Transformers remade into 7POA toys.

He clearly had the Autobot logo, but didn't transform, and didn't LOOK like he had vehicle parts. Had no idea.

The headlines I’ve been reading over the past week are some of the most out of touch nonsense I’ve seen from gaming executives in all of my time covering games… and that’s saying something.

A world without transgender people has never existed and never will.

To all transgender people out there: You are not alone.

One of the greatest guitarists in the Galaxy, Lord Phobos of TWRP

Make one of those helmets gold and give him a guitar and you'd have a great Lord Phobos from TWRP

VERY loose gesture sketches

Loose gesture sketches

Less loose, but still pretty loose, gesture sketches He insisted I draw his pose while peeking over the swirly slide

Trying to get myself to draw again.

Took my 5yo to the playground and brought the sketch pad. Had him strike a few poses and tried to do some gestural drawings.

Some poses were held longer than others

No, it's the children who are wrong

don't enable the bad guys, NPR.

I went through a basket of my 2 year old's laundry.

I found a total of 10 socks, none of them matched

How does this happen I wash them all in the same load

These guys on Tidal?

I ditched spotty because they were playing ICE recruitment ads and when I complained about it to support they just about hung up on me

Buck wild that the first KDH dolls being made available to the public (and that don't even hit the streets for another year) are $50 a pop deluxe dolls for collectors rather than the 18 quadrillion kids who would actually want to play with these things.

Dr. Metahattangross

‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”

Surely you meant a Megakooparation

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Uh

You mean Flatline?

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

I used to regularly watch a YouTube channel that focused on raising ants and other wildlife in big terrariums

Shortly after Orange Homunculus won, YouTuber made a joke while refurbishing a tank, "Make <Terrarium> Great Again!"

And then I stopped watching his channel.

For a second I was like

"Wait why does the snake have boobs"

Repost with an iconic fictional band

Bonnie was introduced in Toy Story 3 because Andy had grown up and gone to college

That was 15 years ago

Shouldn't Bonnie be going to college now?

How could you forget Tom??

He was your friend!!

Now that the shutdown is over, surely they'll vote to release those Epstein files, right?

I like survival. Building up and making bases then connecting them with road, exploring and discovering new materials to work with is satisfying. Sharing a world with friends helps. I'm good at architecture but bad at Redstone mechanics. My friends are the opposite. Together we make some neat stuff.

They should have made these masks as Headmaster characters

I don't want a Bumblebee that becomes Bumblebee's face

I want Arcana that becomes Brainstorm's face or Stylor that becomes Chromedome's face

"Trump is the man responsible for it. He’s fucking with your airplanes, he’s fucking with your time, and he’s fucking with your money. He’s the reason you’re a caged animal right now. I wouldn’t want to be him if you ever get loose."

and it's only going to get worse from here

I managed to find mine in store, tucked away on an upper shelf. The satisfaction of the find has made me largely unwilling to go in on any Soundwave since, this one still rules

If he gets yellowed enough I'll paint it, idc

La brea tar pits

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Old Internet post, picture of text: User ndiecity: The Sun is probably the closest thing we'll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here- - Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient - Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long - further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths - Non-humanoid shape floating through space, colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion -Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of it's stillborn children - People used to sacrifice other people to appease it - Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes ~~~ User pondwitch: don't talk or think about this please

Reminded me of this old post about The Sun