Amy Louise

Home alone. Had a nightmare about someone trying to get in the house.

Earworm: Where is the Love?
Black Eyed Peas

Denis the white cat about to chomp.

And again.

And for a third time.

Wotsit time.

The man that installed our blinds ("The Blind Man") said he tilts his up when it starts to get dark - it's so good!

Nice. Their hotel collection candles are lovely 😍

Having a very wholesome evening. Scented candle and a blanket in front of the TV. Yourself?

Now then

Just had an advert on Instagram (for Huel 😂) that accused me of spending £10 a day on lunch.

A - it's dinner.

B - today I had a tin of Tesco own brand soup that cost about 60p.

C - do one.

Massive weirdo more like

It had better be a very large glass, Michael

Five close female relatives have landed in Benidorm today, including two of the sisters.

Jamie is in London for the next two nights.

I did an hour in the gym after work.

Wine me.

Hahahaha 😄😄😄

Luckily he's turned up every time I've had tickets booked so I'm hoping my lucky steak continues!

Morrissey has just announced a gig at the 02 next February, what a way to cheer up a Monday ❤️

Made a roast.

Gravy was underwhelming considering the effort.

Veg was too al denté.

Air fryer roasties weren't up to standard.

At least you can't go wrong with Yorkshire puddings.

Took the winter quilt to the launderette ready for it's big day...

Can't wait to go to bed tomorrow 😄

All aboard! 9:25am BFI: NIGHT MAIL (1936). The critically acclaimed British documentary film about the operation of the 30s #RoyalMail train delivery service.

Tonights insomnia earworm is that "darling hold my hand" song from a holiday advert

Soz mate 😞

Arseholed.

Usually around 7-8pm midweek but weekends are ridiculous.

Where to start. Kicked off national vodka day with this fine vintage I bought in Poland for about a fiver then drank a bottle of bird label wine and fell asleep in front of Cape Fear.

Give the people what they want.

I'm a bit giddy and it's still over an hour until tea's ready 😄

I hope you've all enjoyed my storm today.

- I tail walked at park run (go on Redcar) 😎
- Our fences survived
- I had a nap on the sofa
- I got a load of washing dried on the line

Storm Amy

Ten on ten

Would recommend

I would honestly appreciate recommendations for a really scary film for tonight, think I'll sit in the dark with a glass of wine maybe light a candle here in the woods, on my own. 😬

*No slashers though, not keen on them.

Spare my fence panels, I beg of you

Lost 3lbs this week so I've had a bacon sandwich for breakfast and a cheese jacket for dinner.

Going to the gym after work 😄

😎😎

If I was at home, I would have done everything I need to do at work today by now.

It's nice having a bit of office chat, but I'm still halfway through job one on the list.

Please stop talking 😄🙉

I know. Saw a heron on a house roof on the way in so that was good. I think the day has peaked.