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Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here. 'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social

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No. Might have to though... 😁

03.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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03.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BACK OFF FROM ANYTHING DIY RELATED, MINDLES

03.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Second car in two weeks sold to We Buy Any Car this morning.

Bloke goes around it... 'Wow, you've really looked after it, I'm struggling to find anything wrong with it. Anyway, it's a grade 2'

Me: 'So, why isn't it a grade 1?'

Him: 'See those two tiny scratches?'

They were about 3mm long...

03.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's overrated.

03.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Morning mate x

03.02.2026 08:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morning babez ❤️

03.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Freida. Frieda. Whatever.

02.02.2026 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New book night... Love a bit of Frieda... (thanks @perrigame.bsky.social x)

02.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We went in '23. Absolutely loved it.

02.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'd have been bloody disappointed if you hadn't.

02.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's Kefalonia booked for the summer. 🌞😊

This time, there's a few of us going including what will be by then the 9mo which will be fun / a nightmare.

02.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Is that a euphemism?

02.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow!

02.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course! x

02.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, fuck.

02.02.2026 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.02.2026 12:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blocked.

02.02.2026 12:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just to add, she saw the funny side, signed it and was lovely.

02.02.2026 09:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, I've a story about her.

Went to a gig and afterwards she did an autograph signing session.

Me, holding an album cover: 'H!'

JZ 'Hi. You didn't bring this with you, did you?...'

Me: 'Errm...'

JZ 'Those pinholes in the corners, you nicked it off our display, didn't you?'

😬

02.02.2026 08:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Good luck, Bex. xx

02.02.2026 08:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another shit night's sleep. As usual, awake at 3:00, 4:00 gave up, went to a spare room and read until gone 5:00. Probably dozed off for a bit at around 5:30.

Need to break out if it.

Morning, btw. x

02.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, that's shit. I'm sorry. ☹️

02.02.2026 08:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You really are bloody lovely.

01.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've to write a pitch for a potential new (well known in my industry) client tomorrow.

I don't work Mondays. 😡

01.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is who runs this account

01.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

BREAKING: Sukie wrote a post with no profanites!!

01.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah, ya know... 😉

01.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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