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Bluesky dad. Bedroom escapologist. I write words about vans. But not on here. 'Like your favourite old jumper. Tatty, full of holes and should probably be binned, but it’s a source of comfort you couldn’t be without' © @chaznich.bsky.social

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The little bastard mozzies have got it in for me so I'm staying inside tonight.

Thank you, John Lewis and your little £12 fan. ❤️

11.08.2025 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nearly pitch black here in Lombardy.

11.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Being arsed is overrated, mate. x

11.08.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's 34c here, 'feels like 40c, apparently', so, I'm afraid there's no sympathy from me.

Also, xx

11.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love jazz / rock fusion stuff. Have since the early 80's.

11.08.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bloody hell, you're odd.

You're our odd Rebecca though. ❤️

11.08.2025 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

❤️ GM 😢

11.08.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tune right there. 🏖️

11.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I, personally will not be coming anywhere near your curtain, beast or otherwise.

Yes, we did thanks. I posted a couple of pics on here but you ignored them so here they are again.

11.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Look... See?

11.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's an Italian mobile network named after me, and it just so happens I'm connected to it.

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11.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nope.

Not going there.

11.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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7:00 this morning from the balcony.

Really hot again today, I'll have to shower before Friday at this rate.

11.08.2025 09:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Laters, dude x

10.08.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I won't be beaten...

10.08.2025 19:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, don't worry about me at 35c then...

10.08.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😘

10.08.2025 19:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, ive looked at YT but they all relate to older models.

It's actually not the end of the world tbh but a bit annoying.

10.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proud of myself, I am.

10.08.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheers Alex.

10.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't laugh Gem, it's not funny, I'm VERY cross.

10.08.2025 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's an option. Thanks.

10.08.2025 19:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks for sharing, Em. x

10.08.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I went to an Italian supermarket this afternoon.

There was some 12% beer.

I bought the 8.6% stuff.

Is that being a responsible adult?

10.08.2025 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And please don't tell me to go to the set up menu as I've no way of finding it BECAUSE IT'S IN FUCKING RUSSIAN.

10.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Our holiday has started reasonably well, however if anyone knows how to change the multi media unit language in a 2025 Audi Q3 FROM BASTARD RUSSIAN I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me (all Google results relate to a previous model).

10.08.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Balcony view isn't too shabby.

10.08.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right chaps, I'm off on holiday tomorrow morning and going to try and have a bit of a social media break (might not happen, we'll see).

Don't break anything whilst I'm away.

Love you lots.

Yes, even you.

But probably not you.

09.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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09.08.2025 19:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our kitchen is about 11 years old.

For the first time, this evening I put down the sinks some of that dangerous stuff that foams up and cleans the plug hole, u bend etc.

Fucking hell, water goes down so fast now the vortex nearly sucks me in...

09.08.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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