Caffeinated Daydreamer

Jaws movie poster except the shark is a turkey, and the title says "GOBBLE".

I hate how long this took me. Somebody better than me could make the water into gravy, but this was a pain in the ass on my phone.

Alternative/punk sleeping beauty

Okay, so like Aurora but cool.

Which makes his posed, books on a table photoshoot from a few months ago so much stranger.

@thenickb.bsky.social I started watching ghosts on your recommendation. I dig it! Fun little background show.

Lmao I just got a text from Gavin Newsom saying "buy my book".

*sigh.. *

I think you're describing a cat.

As a side note, if I wasn't watching the video and just heard the audio, I would have thought that was Mark Ruffalo.

Well imagine,
As I'm pacing the aisles at my local Costco
And I can't help but to hear
Can't help but to hear there are samples close by..

Well, that's because there was a commercial in the early 2000s trying to reclaim a female version of man-cave.

Hell yeah.

Why is #sheshed trending?

Can there please be a "I don't know what everyone one is talking about, please explain reference" button?

If you can't sleep and you aren't going down the rabbit hole of Orbology, what are you even doing?

Lol, me reading this..

"I am! Maybe I can.. Oh. Ha.."

Not me digging through my kids halloween candy becaust of this thread...

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Whoops, sorry. That's dark.

How about a joke?

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

Having lost both of my parents, do you think it ever stops being weird when other people are talking about seeing their family?

Dude looks like he cut off somebody's face and sewed it on top of his own.

First hello kitty, now beans???

Nika.

I'm torn..

As a facilities guy who worked in A/V for 10 years, I don't want general staff touching things.. But my apathetic side doesn't care and I'll just fix it later..

Do they have an Anthropomorphic Brassiere though?

Okay but hear me out...

2 x 7" tablets hinged with a stylus in the middle. (None of this continuous folding screen crap)

2 modes:

book mode: text on both pages

note mode: text on 1 page, notes on other.

My DM wanted me to come up with some characters for my backstory and my favorite one I came up with is a changeling rogue named Borque Dorkley.

One of the funniest things that I love to witness every time is seeing a group of college guys going to the grocery store in a group for the first time without their mom.

It's like that show "old enough", except with 20 somethings instead of seven year olds.

Joining a dnd party that's made up of a Barbarian, Sorcerer, Rogue, and Bard...

Deciding whether to go Cleric (maybe grave sounds fun?) Or Druid shepherd..

Any recommendations?

Ahh there it is. I knew he couldn't just show up as "doing something good for the sake of good"

15. But that's mostly because I don't eat meat.. Also I think I'm allergic to egg plant.

Oh, also mayo is disgusting.

That's basically the plot of the show High Potential.