RudePaul

So, if you listen to their wailing, MAGA feels just that way about THEIR leadership.

And this forcing me--violently--to a weird conclusion:

Maybe the leaders are ALL on the same team against the people and paid off by the murdering oligarchs and please wake me up or inflate me with Xanax!!!!

Jacking off in such a manner that I emit disrupting frequencies to the equipment alien investigators use to monitor communications

Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."

Somebody keeps eating all my snacks

It’s me. I’m somebody

🌈Closeted Men Suffer🌈

We run X rescue missions encouraging self-acceptance.

Ashamed, they refuse help. They will not listen.
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Another item about me: I make digital collages out of screenshots!

Can I borrow the boots?

This little bitch @caspiancouture.bsky.social is stealing my secret recipe!

Any "full stack" developers out there? Might be tempted.

That last one. They can't stand to see us happy.

it’s not too late to get a flu shot

it’s not too late to get a covid vaccine

it’s not too late to start masking, if you stopped

it’s not too late to delete social media accounts that no longer serve you*

it’s not too late to have a good year

it’s not too late to find a small joy for today 💕

You are following 29,000 people and I cannot wait to join the hoard of the ignored.

Weird people.

Post your SSN and banking info in your bio for a followback.

🌈Not supposed to talk about this, buuuut sometimes in our struggle about orientation, we cause just so much destruction in our families. Or even communities. Our internal angst turns into aggressive outbursts.

We sometimes start actual wars!
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New fabulous photo for my collection.

With my first post, I highlight the struggle closeted gay men endure. The lies, denial, fear and self-hatred.

Imagine the torment of building an entire life in opposition to one's identity? Taking a stance against yourself and your kind?
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One thing about me: I collect photos of politicians.

This will solve the NFL's problem.

Watch game highlight reels on literally any platform.

Oh be careful! Look at all of us! We are ruining the soil with gayness!

@wesleyhart00.bsky.social
@sebastian-carlyle.bsky.social

go.bsky.app/CaCYtVQ

Bohoo, my little profile picture is hideous. Thing is, we are out here "fighting for justice" but is is always the most sarcastic queens criticizing looks. Would rather some hillbilly call me a fag than deal with self-annihilating gay slay boys.

Either I’m the biggest TV noise hater to exist or everyone but me is deaf

MAGAts will be very very busy attending these incredible performances by these outstanding superstars!

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

My boyfriend fights with his wife when she finds out about me?

Wife orders me to a sit down. All face-to-face, coffee. In public.

I diffuse wife's grief.

Replace it with: mind-bending confusion.

Because I go as a man.

#pranking #healing