fuck off jors

tired of not dying from your own home collapsing with you inside it? worry not dear reader, for crypto solves this,

skinning her </3

is this anything

this is so sad can we hit jfk with a shot from graviton lance

crawfish that bited a lemons

eris morn can get a whole apartment after living under the stairs in the old tower but this poor bastard still has to live in an active warzone </3

you when you had to delay the kickstarter

fit so hard you forget hes wearing his moms jacket

personally i was fully willing to suffer through the event grind but every time i tried to go through coil everybody would leave after the first loop so i just said fuck it. theyll give the shaders to ada in like ten years anyway

guy who has never plagiarised before getting into plagiarism for the first time voice:

i forgot tone indicators whats the one for jokeses

he cant bring up leslie bestington at the family function because that breaks kayfabe idiot

i swear those cookies are so good sometimes but its impossible to define when "sometimes" is so any time you buy a pack of them its basically gambling on whether theyll actually be edible or not

why is the republican party trying to turn real life into the movie idiocracy

norman osborn hits hardest whip ever, asked to lead the avengers

why is he sheveled. illegal. guards dishevel that man at once

i didnt realize bears were chill like that

*guy who has come to the least correct conclusion possible voice* ah, that explains it,

D:

:D

oh your christmas?? name every presents

:(

ok but can this thang run crysis

me: yeah its been hitting her real bad lately. shes been in her room swiss cheesing all day
person who is normal: what

mankind knew that they could not change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the koopas

can someone turn this frame into one of those sparkly gifs from the 2000s

under the WOKE COMMUNIST AGENDA, SONIC will be renamed to DAUGHTERIC

transhumanism includes being able to project this image into peoples heads when they compliment you irl

twitter users will see the most innocuous post and say "hey is anybody gonna interpret this in the worst faith imaginable" and then not wait for an answer

character who wears a hoodie that says "plant guy" as if his pronouns are going to survive the incoming ordeal