Heather in DE

Small children have a way of coughing where it’s like someone shoves a screwdriver into your ear and just drives it straight into your brain. 😵‍💫

“I miss Tom Petty,” me, at least once a week.

I just had to google who won bc all I saw was stuff about the halftime show. 😂

Said it before and I’ll say it again. Just once I’d like one of the reporters to tell him to fuck off when he treats them like shit.

Truly wild ideas you two have. 🤣

But don’t you think the more ✨aesthetic✨ empty hangers bring it to life?? 🙄🫠😵‍💫

Ummm are they hiring in Franken? Because I will happily move some furniture if it improves all these spider hole looking places. 😵‍💫 (but you’re prob right and it’ll only be for schickimicki places we can’t afford anyway)

On the plus side, they’ve got that AI feature on Immonet now so you can stage the messes yourself!

God I’d love to see more staging rather than “here’s a hot mess room” or oddly angled exterior shots only.

Right, I know that’s the case a lot when there are renters in, but for places that aren’t currently occupied? If something’s been sitting on the market for months, maybe don’t act like we’re pulling your teeth when we want more info? Maddening.

Do they want to sell houses? In some cases, I’m going with a resounding no.

A screenshot of a tweet by Nick Adams (@NickAdamsinUSA), verified, posted about four hours earlier. The tweet claims he overheard several college women at an OrangeTheory gym talking about “Melania” after a workout. He writes that they admired the First Lady’s “class, humanity, and business acumen,” and includes quoted dialogue using slang like “Period sis” and “Slay queen,” saying they were surprised by her intelligence and talent. The tweet continues with a quote claiming the women said President Trump is a good husband and a gentleman and that the media lies about him. It concludes with the author asserting that the film he references has secured the female vote for the GOP in the midterms.

Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.

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TFW you ask for more information, like for example, interior photos, and the real estate agent responds that they’ll have to take some and get back to you.

I don’t think I’ve clicked on one yet that included the land. So flipping annoying.

Petition to have all the “listings” for new build houses to be removed from the real estate apps because I am tired of scrolling past the damn things just to get to houses that actually exist.

Like a fiddle. 😂

2? My lord. Our first Krippe was open until 5 before we started, but there was so little demand that they reduced it to 4. I didn’t quite understand that, but now seeing all the Omas and Opas collecting kids before lunch it makes more sense.

They going to pay for all the Kitas to be open until 6 or 7pm as well? Because ours closes at 4, and you must be fully out of the building before then. Not sure I would manage that if I work til 5, to say nothing of the commute I used to do.

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:

"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

Got my first decibel level warning from the watch, due to the baby’s hacking cough. So that’s how today is going. 😵‍💫

I mean she’s eating well so that seems good to me 🤷‍♀️

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Love the new Dr at our pediatrician’s office who was like, you brought two kids to their first flu shot alone?

Me:

Um any chance you want to come over here and cook for the gremlins? They need to be fed daily!? and I am running on fumes here.

Same but for me it’s the WI news stations. Bonus points for seeing the handles of the idiots I went to HS with in said comments sections.

Great time to run out of wood for the Kaminofen is on the coldest week we’ve had in ages.

17 years ago today I landed in Prague. This morning I woke up a kid who lost his mind because he could not see but also would not open his eyes. Not quite what I planned on my move but… here we are.

New cultural difference: a German thinks it’s sus that someone would renovate a bathroom and never use it before selling. An American (at least this one) is like OH GOD IT’S NOT BROWN I’LL TAKE IT.

To quote Michael Scott, I am ready to get hurt again.

It’s true 🫠