LeVar Burton Slam Band

I meditate and pray everyday to the shapeshifting goblin god glob for giving us this dirty rock to live upon, and for giving us scraps of trash to chew on to make our fangs sharp. Glob bless you all.

The scream 😱

AI can’t even effectively generate preschool book reading videos. They have wrong spellings, wrong pronunciation. So I don’t understand how it can do what is objectively more complex? Hella sus.

Or it’s like when u and ur SO have different schedules and theyre still sleeping and u give them kisses in ur work clothes before u go 😸

Unmasking isn’t just stimming more or wearing noise-cancelling headphones.

It’s telling the truth about what you need.

It’s saying “no” without apology.

It’s living in alignment with your nervous system - not someone else’s rules.

It gets darker! :3 People claiming they have “awakened” their ChatGPT to sentience, and is gifting them knowledge from god. :D the emojis are so I don’t break down and

Vast brutal empires cloaked in tech and branding

You’re not disorganized.

You’re dysregulated.

You’re not lazy.

You’re in executive shutdown.

You’re not unmotivated.

You’re exhausted from years of overperforming just to survive.

Autistic struggle is not failure.

It’s information.

It’s time we started listening.

I like to think this is actually Tom Bombadil trying to write himself out of existence because he’s tied of existing in the plane of imagination

“Can u imagine if Kamala had won” like yeah bro a fucking COP would be president.

I know this isn’t a revelation to some people but I just wanted to say it again for all the deluded liberals here 😭

There is no effective leftist party in America. Special interests pay your democratic representatives to willingly liquify their own spines and turn them into bone soup meat bags. they will NEVER disrupt the status quo. Someone once said, Its like choosing to be shot in the leg instead of the face.

It’s intentional. Dems are corporate sponsored stooges paid to stand there with full diapers and blank stares on their faces. There is no leftist party in America.

Been masking for so long I have no idea what’s not me and what’s my authentic self

They want the freedom to be tyrants and for their actions to be free of consequence.

PSA If your dog charges strangers and other dogs like Aragon charging the fucking Uruk-hai in helms deep, DO NOT LET THEM OFF LEASH FFS 😭

Idea: We need a dungeon meshi Star Trek crossover

Also, no space snacks? WTF

Ah, another cthulian day as a meat mech pilot.

It’s raining ash in central Oregon. Silent hill up in This b-word.

darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side

way too many people, way too willingly: ok

darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ

It’s okay to not say anything interesting or ground breaking or funny. Look at Pokémon, all they can say is their own name and they cool as hell.

The Cerberus that guards the gates of heaven for white people

I love all of your posts. Thank you. 🙏

HELL YEAH

People have more babies when…. Their needs are fucking met!

Holy shit, This is actually the perfect show for Jarvis 😹

U a photon from the sun?