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"Interrupt others with your more important ideas."
13.06.2025 15:25 — 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
“Mood Swing Mauve goes with everything.” By @carpoolgoddess.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/nail-polish-...
04.06.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Crime scene. #doodlelife
11.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Buh bye crushing cramps/No more worries when I’m late/Red sea, I’m finally free.” By @carpoolgoddess.bsky.social
Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/honest-haiku...
27.02.2025 16:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I’m A New Grandma. Here's How I Really Feel About It
Most of my friends don't have grandchildren yet.
Delighted to share my story on AARP’s The Girlfriend. It was hard to imagine what it would feel like to be a grandma before our little princess arrived. Here’s how I feel and what I did to prepare for one of my greatest and most honored roles yet.
www.thegirlfriend.com/relationship...
31.01.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who are you calling ‘Grandma’? - The Boston Globe
I have a grandchild, so apparently I am expected to reinvent myself with a cool grandma name.
So happy to see my friend and student @carpoolgoddess.bsky.social fabulous and humorous piece on grandmothers in The Boston Globe. Brava! (Gift Link) www.bostonglobe.com/2025/01/21/o...
27.01.2025 13:43 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Thanks Estelle!! Your friendship and support mean the world to me!
27.01.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who are you calling ‘Grandma’? - The Boston Globe
I have a grandchild, so apparently I am expected to reinvent myself with a cool grandma name.
I’m absolutely ticked pink to have this piece find a home in The Boston Globe. It was incredibly fun to write. Hope you’ll give it a look and if you enjoy, please share with the grandmas and grandmas-to-be in your lives.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/01/21/o...
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A few highlights from a magical year! Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, Peaceful 2025! #familyiseverything #imagrandma #mytopnine #gratitude #happynewyear
31.12.2024 15:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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May you be happy.
May you be healthy.
May you be safe from harm.
May you live with ease.✨
22.12.2024 13:00 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Beautiful. I wish that for you too.
24.12.2024 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Just what I need, another social media platform! But here I am anyway. Care to join me?
04.12.2024 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Belladonna is a comedy and satire site by women and marginalized genders for everyone. Because we aren't funny. We're hilarious. 🌺💉
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Actress. Author. Producer.
Writer. Editor. Coach. Mother.
Learn how to enjoy the creative process, so you can keep going even when life is 🍌🍌🍌!
Find critiques, coaching, and a warm community at helloheidifiedler.com.
Writer, runner, dog person • Words in New Yorker, McSweeney's, Electric Lit, etc. • Humor Editor at The Museum of Americana lit review • Fiction judge at NYCMidnight • Sometimes funny, often tired
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Funny writer of fiction and satire. INSIDE JOKES: A COMEDY AND CREATIVITY GUIDE FOR ALL WRITERS out March 10, 2026.
My newsletter on our creative wells: https://inputandoutput.substack.com/
Author of CAMOUFLAGE (Post Hill Press, Oct 2025). Bylines: NYT, WashPo, TODAY, HuffPost, Newsweek, Business Insider, Good Housekeeping, Next Avenue, Brevity, etc.
Pre-order CAMOUFLAGE: http://posthill.to/B0F316HJTD/
Independent journalist, content marketing writer and strategic consultant.
~Pubs: NYT, Washington Post, Huffington Post, Consumer Reports, Forbes
www.alexandra-frost.com
Writer, Texan. Pulitzer Center Grantee. Always looking for a story.
Writer, humorist, upcycled doll artist—not necessarily in that order. Find me on McSweeneys, Hippocampus Magazine, Under the Gum Tree, The Washington Post, Dynamite Magazine, and more. kathrynleehane.com
Humor writer and author of a humorous advice book for introverted parents. Words in New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and my phone’s notes app.
Substack with funny stuff and writing tips:
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Writer, Family Historian, Chasing the Family Bones, Superior Parallel Parker
Essayist, memoirist, author of “Ketchup is My Favorite Vegetable: A Family Grows Up with Autism.” Bylines in NY Times, WashPo, The Cut. Cat wrangler, Oxford comma enthusiast. #ASJA #AuthorsGuild #Binders
Award-winning writer at Travel + Leisure, Forbes, USA Today 10Best, Yahoo. Proud Democrat. Senior Swiftie. Book lover. Chipotle loyalist.
Author of 12 novels, working on Lucky 13 👩💻
Bestselling author of ten novels. THE INSOMNIACS coming in 2026. Not aspiring to be humble.
Writer w/work in nytimes, washingtonpost, newsweek, huffpost, salon, today show, brevity, rep’d folioliterary & foliojr. THE BLUE DRESS, coming on March 24, 2026.
Writer, mama, American dreamer in despair. Fighting the good fight with words in The NYT, The Guardian, WaPo, Huff Post, Salon, Vogue, etc.
Drove The World's Longest Road. Resides in Spain. Huge crush on FDR. Votes BLUE 💙
Born + raised in L.A
I report on the publishing industry through my paid newsletter, The Bottom Line, and educate writers on the business of authorship in THE BUSINESS OF BEING A WRITER (University of Chicago Press).
