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@alexarborist.bsky.social

Belgo-Southeast-Asian American ergodicist in Italia

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in fairness for me not being on this app a lot the other one had an official AI calling itself Megahitler so

09.07.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bing bing bang bong

09.06.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's actually a 5000 year unbroken line of cultural and linguistic continuity between the Yamnaya people and the Flemish but none of y'all are ready for that conversation.

06.06.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gecko

01.06.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw some Jungian bullshit today

27.05.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I so holomorphic

24.05.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. I know β€œshould evolution be taught in schools and how” is a very 2000s era argument, but imho, schools need to be sure to teach that humans are the inbred trailer park of mammals due to a genetic bottleneck so a black guy and a white guy are basically twins by the standards of other species.

24.05.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

I am influenza's strongest cougher

22.05.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry but I cannot simply get off the other app

22.05.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, look, turns out the spike over the last few years wasn’t a new baseline. This was very obviously going to be the case to anyone who thought about it for more than five seconds, but there you go

22.05.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhhhhhh

21.05.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad to hear:)))

21.05.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell hell hell hell hell

21.05.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also hi Lux how are you?

21.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shrek burger

21.05.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too addicted to that hell site I may need professional medical help

21.05.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am already looking forward to it!

21.05.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was great fun!!!

21.05.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

21.05.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Evil burger buns

21.05.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
12.05.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I love winning at chess because my opponent forgot about en passant

01.05.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay imma be real I'm on an Italian salary I don't have money

17.04.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your honor permission to refer to the jury as chat

16.04.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmfao, according to Vox Today Explained, Iran thinks letting American companies in will make sanctions relief more durable/America less likely to revoke it, and Trump wants a deal and is receptive because of his brainworms about trade deficits.

A parody of himself

16.04.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Boo don't take Elon Musk's sperm take mine instead you're so sexy ahaha

16.04.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So actually yeah a parallel cultivar to elephant garlic

16.04.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently I've been spreading fake news and it's not garlic but "aglione della Valdichiana" which is a type of leek which tastes like garlic

16.04.2025 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Clove of garlic approximately the size of the palm of my hand

Clove of garlic approximately the size of the palm of my hand

Cross section revealing it is just a normal clove of garlic

Cross section revealing it is just a normal clove of garlic

Check out this absolutely massive clove of garlic I found

15.04.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Need

15.04.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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