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Check out the gameplay for Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown, where players will man the iconic spaceship and make key decisions to bring the crew home. Launching on February 18 for PS5, Xbox X|S, Nintendo Switch 2, and PC.

18.02.2026 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Danganronpa 2x2 (PS5/Switch/Switch 2) Standard/CE up for preorder at VGP ($62/$144 US Dollars) buff.ly/4U0gjQ5 #ad

Switch 2 game is on cart

10.02.2026 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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The Disney Afternoon Collection is up for pre-order on Switch and Switch 2. Full game on cart (#ad)

buff.ly/6hrpKXY

07.02.2026 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chocobo and the Airship: A Final Fantasy Picture Book Hardcover is down to $15.94 at Amazon. (#ad)

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07.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth comes to Nintendo Switch 2 on June 3rd.

buff.ly/tEhq7bA

05.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Nintendo Switch 2 Edition will be on a game card, while Fallout 4, Oblivion Remastered, and Skyrim will each be a code-in-a-box. https://bit.ly/3MrMDdd

06.02.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Bethesda announced a bunch of their games are coming to Nintendo Switch 2 this year.

Watch the official reveal trailer from todayโ€™s #NintendoDirect:

06.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever accidentally become cognizant of something you had been blissfully unaware of only for it to be the most annoying realization?

My body has become aware of how the pinky toe of my left foot touches the one next to it.

If you read this and now realize how your toes feel โ€ฆ sorry not sorry.

31.01.2026 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The nostalgia-packed The Disney Afternoon Collection finally has a Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 release date, and itโ€™s bringing two more games for patient fans. https://bit.ly/4bXE9oo

29.01.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream is releasing on April 16

29.01.2026 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 892    ๐Ÿ” 323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
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The Disney Afternoon Collection (Switch 2/Switch) preorder is $34.99/$29.99 at Atari buff.ly/hNkJq9G

VGP buff.ly/OkFmPM0
PNP buff.ly/5tojKTf

game is on cart

29.01.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Disney Afternoon Collection (Switch 2/Switch) up for preorder at PNP ($40.99/$29.99) buff.ly/5tojKTf #ad

game is on cart

28.01.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Am I the only one that kinda hates those action poses?

27.01.2026 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Halo in ps5 when?

22.01.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fable is coming to PS5 when it finally launches this fall And youโ€™ll be able to kick chickens.

Fable is coming to PS5 when it finally launches this fall

22.01.2026 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ronin Warriors 1989/2026

#roninwarriors

14.01.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time to quit

17.01.2026 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll call an exterminator cuz itโ€™s a spiders nest

10.01.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that what that burning sensation is?

10.01.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.

10.01.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18886    ๐Ÿ” 7391    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 767    ๐Ÿ“Œ 335
Oko, Lorwyn Liege
Cost: two, blue
Type: Legendary Planeswalkerโ€”Oko
Rarity: Mythic Rare
Loyalty: Three
Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (green). If you do, transform Oko.
+2: Up to one target creature gains all creature types. (This effect doesn't end.)
+1: Target creature gets -2/-0 until your next turn.
Artist: Kai Carpenter
Art: Oko, a fae wearing a mantle of dark feathers, a golden crown, leather pants, and not much else sits on a moss covered rock surrounded by Changelings.

Other side of the card:

Oko, Shadowmoor Scion
Type: Legendary Planeswalkerโ€” Oko
Rarity: Mythic Rare
Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (blue). If you do, transform Oko.
-1: Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
-3: Create two 3/3 green Elk Creature tokens.
-6: Choose a creature type: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control of the chosen type get +3/+3 and have vigilance and hexproof."
Artist: Kai Carpenter
Art: Oko wields a staff tipped with glowing blue light and a much more ornate outfit with a belt of thorns and a mantle of bone with a long cloak. Don't worry, his abs are still out. He is flanked by Elks glowing with yellow light and gnarled horns.

And

Elk
Type: Token Creature โ€” Elk
Power/Toughness: three, three
Artist: Sam Guay
Art: An elk of dark fur stands amidst thorns of green and dancing purple lights. The Elk itself has glowing purple lines on its body evocative of thorns that snake up to its eyes.

Oko, Lorwyn Liege Cost: two, blue Type: Legendary Planeswalkerโ€”Oko Rarity: Mythic Rare Loyalty: Three Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (green). If you do, transform Oko. +2: Up to one target creature gains all creature types. (This effect doesn't end.) +1: Target creature gets -2/-0 until your next turn. Artist: Kai Carpenter Art: Oko, a fae wearing a mantle of dark feathers, a golden crown, leather pants, and not much else sits on a moss covered rock surrounded by Changelings. Other side of the card: Oko, Shadowmoor Scion Type: Legendary Planeswalkerโ€” Oko Rarity: Mythic Rare Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (blue). If you do, transform Oko. -1: Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. -3: Create two 3/3 green Elk Creature tokens. -6: Choose a creature type: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control of the chosen type get +3/+3 and have vigilance and hexproof." Artist: Kai Carpenter Art: Oko wields a staff tipped with glowing blue light and a much more ornate outfit with a belt of thorns and a mantle of bone with a long cloak. Don't worry, his abs are still out. He is flanked by Elks glowing with yellow light and gnarled horns. And Elk Type: Token Creature โ€” Elk Power/Toughness: three, three Artist: Sam Guay Art: An elk of dark fur stands amidst thorns of green and dancing purple lights. The Elk itself has glowing purple lines on its body evocative of thorns that snake up to its eyes.

Oko's back with abs as fabulous as ever. What's Oko doing in #MTGLorwyn? Read the story!

mtg.social/LorwynStory6

05.01.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Bitterbloom Bearer - Headliner version
Cost: black, black
Type: Creature โ€” Faerie Rogue
Rarity: Mythic Rare
Power/Toughness: one, one
Abilities: Flash
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying.
Flavor text: Petals burst in evening hours with flitting things so fickle and sour.
Artist: Rebecca Guay
Art: A beautiful Lorwyn faerie surrounds themselves with purple and pink flowers as motes of magic dance off their arms. Shadows of black flowers block view of the whole picture, giving the appearance that we are seeing this figure from behind flowers.

Bitterbloom Bearer - Headliner version Cost: black, black Type: Creature โ€” Faerie Rogue Rarity: Mythic Rare Power/Toughness: one, one Abilities: Flash Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying. Flavor text: Petals burst in evening hours with flitting things so fickle and sour. Artist: Rebecca Guay Art: A beautiful Lorwyn faerie surrounds themselves with purple and pink flowers as motes of magic dance off their arms. Shadows of black flowers block view of the whole picture, giving the appearance that we are seeing this figure from behind flowers.

The Headliner card of #MTGLorywyn, Bitterbloom Bearer! This serialized card, found in Collector Boosters, features stunning art from Rebecca Guay!

05.01.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Disruptor of Currents - Fable Frame
Cost: three, blue, blue
Type: Creature โ€” Merfolk Wizard
Rarity: Rare
Power/Toughness: three, three
Abilities: Flash
Convoke
When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Artist: Julie Benbassat
Art: A merfolk painted in soft storybook tones is underneath the water surrounded by a forest of kelp. In their hands is a staff tipped with a conch shell that is glowing with magic in the shape of a sun.

Then the center card.

Hexing Squelcher - Fable Frame
Cost: 1, Red
Type: Creature โ€” Goblin Sorcerer
Rarity: Rare
Power/Toughness: two, two
Abilities: This spell can't be countered.
Wardโ€”Pay 2 life.
Spells you control can't be countered.
Other creatures you control have "Wardโ€”Pay 2 life."
Artist: Matthew Forsythe
Art: A goblin painted in soft storybook tones. They stand on a rock with whirls of red magic behind them, their eyes glowing light blue as they hold a roughly made spear.

Then the right card.

Bloom Tender
Cost: 1, Green
Type: Creature โ€” Elf Druid
Rarity: Mythic Rare
Power/Toughness: one, one
Abilities: Vivid โ€” tap: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color.
Flavor text: "Every day she tended the flowers, for the fey promised that upon the thousandth bloom, her lover would live once more." โ€”The Fae's Cruel Prank
Artist: Danny Schwartz
Art: An elf is painted in soft storybook tones. She looks to be older and dressed in robes of green and pink. She stands underneath a tree's curved branches in a grove of flowers that she is tending to.

Disruptor of Currents - Fable Frame Cost: three, blue, blue Type: Creature โ€” Merfolk Wizard Rarity: Rare Power/Toughness: three, three Abilities: Flash Convoke When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Artist: Julie Benbassat Art: A merfolk painted in soft storybook tones is underneath the water surrounded by a forest of kelp. In their hands is a staff tipped with a conch shell that is glowing with magic in the shape of a sun. Then the center card. Hexing Squelcher - Fable Frame Cost: 1, Red Type: Creature โ€” Goblin Sorcerer Rarity: Rare Power/Toughness: two, two Abilities: This spell can't be countered. Wardโ€”Pay 2 life. Spells you control can't be countered. Other creatures you control have "Wardโ€”Pay 2 life." Artist: Matthew Forsythe Art: A goblin painted in soft storybook tones. They stand on a rock with whirls of red magic behind them, their eyes glowing light blue as they hold a roughly made spear. Then the right card. Bloom Tender Cost: 1, Green Type: Creature โ€” Elf Druid Rarity: Mythic Rare Power/Toughness: one, one Abilities: Vivid โ€” tap: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color. Flavor text: "Every day she tended the flowers, for the fey promised that upon the thousandth bloom, her lover would live once more." โ€”The Fae's Cruel Prank Artist: Danny Schwartz Art: An elf is painted in soft storybook tones. She looks to be older and dressed in robes of green and pink. She stands underneath a tree's curved branches in a grove of flowers that she is tending to.

Let's look at some Booster Fun! #MTGLorwyn features the Fable Frame treatment across a wide swath of cards in the set. Art that evokes those found in childhood fable books celebrates the traditional art found throughout the cards of #MTGLorwyn.

05.01.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Increasingly Worried Man Hasnโ€™t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito

Increasingly Worried Man Hasnโ€™t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito

Increasingly Worried Man Hasnโ€™t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/

04.01.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1973    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
05.01.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PLAY MORE!!!!

05.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2025โ€ฆ

01.01.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
What I ordered.

What I ordered.

What I got

What I got

Damn @amazon. Why you suck so bad?

01.01.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My mantra for 2026

31.12.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This Is Fine: Maximum Cope (Switch/PS5 EU import) up for preorder at VGP ($32.91 US Dollars) buff.ly/HHO0bkW #ad

29.12.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

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