jordan lucero

me after accidentally putting my dan egan fan fic on the teleprompter during my white house internship

i’ll probably score 175 on my lsats before i ever finish a sudoku puzzle rated above easy

a group of people are dancing on a stage with a red and purple background Alt: Pink flipping through the air on tour

me when a.g. made it

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

phone banking is so much fun because i never would’ve known i live in such a pro-male siri district

THEY CAN'T PRINT BECAUSE THEIR IT REFUSES TO CONFIGURE THAT SETTING IN THE WINDOWS APP (??)

Frame from the movie Unfriended. A man in a video call frame stares with disbelief into the camera.

radicalized into no longer using "the year of desktop linux" as a punchline because my parents just called and showed me their company's azure desktop setup

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

the date never changes

all the proud maga isolationists now hastily adding an S to their AMERICA FIRST signs

Still from The Simpsons season 3, episode 11. From Mr. Smithers' POV, a framed black and white photo of Mr. Burns shaking hands with Elvis Presley is in view.

caught myself doing too many tech bro-adjacent behaviors at once

Fair use.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a single line at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for two lines at the top and five lines at the bottom. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face and legs being the only visible parts.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. The entire page has been blacked out. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the black model's face being the only visible part.

Two photos. One shows a page from the Epstein files. Almost the entire page has been blacked out except for a block of text at the top. The second photo shows an all-black Rick Owens outfit with the model's white face being the only visible part.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

bgb selling all his assets to private equity and they're already cutting posting hours 😔

Screenshot of an Apple Music Replay stat. The Compare Your Replay section is comparing my top 2025 album, 7G by A.G. Cook to my top 2024 album, Britpop by A.G. Cook. 7G is at 2,586 minutes listened, and Britpop is at 3,189 minutes listened.

omg just be a boy meme

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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw

The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.

we need a department of kerning

the fact that this copilot button in word is also liquid glass seems like a genuine troll that i can't even be mad at

was clippy also completely impossible to hide..?

A screenshot of an Apple survey. A question says: “Our records show that you got an iPhone Air 256GB - Light Gold. Is this correct?” with answer choices: “Yes,” “No, I got a different iPhone,” and “No, I did not get an iPhone.”

like i’m getting called to the principal’s office

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

spent a couple hours downtown today and there's a lot of white women in their 40s and 50s fedposting harder than i would ever feel comfortable with

this meme is actually just real life

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

buzzfeed content & video ads at gas pumps is undignified. it‘s genuinely concerning to me that a HUMAN executive thinks we are so impressionable that we deserve to be subjected to a royalty free track at max volume, being given no choice but to involuntarily give up OUR mental energy to perceive it

notion finally bullied into fixing their macOS icon 😍😍

a few more news cycles like that of september 2025 and i look forward to my adhd being treated like this

Rough drawing of a blob in a yellow shirt and propeller hat licking a colorful lollipop with a doofy look on its face.

realized i can add severance screenshots to all of my psych flashcards

bgb as a chem professor: