if this were true being a lifeguard would be way way way harder
08.07.2025 09:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@saltygirldude.bsky.social
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if this were true being a lifeguard would be way way way harder
08.07.2025 09:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is fundamentally an anti human view
07.07.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 206 ๐ 21 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3Tim Pool tweet from today: "Pam Bondi is just keeping the tens of thousands of child porn videos for herself"
lmao why did he write this like "not fair!!!!"
07.07.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 11595 ๐ 1495 ๐ฌ 292 ๐ 111seth rogen
she grippin all on my balls i gotta move type shit
10.06.2025 17:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0they should invent a gaming chair that doesnt start smelling like ogre cum after you sit on it for 5 minutes
19.05.2025 18:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ice is arresting elected officials now.
09.05.2025 19:29 โ ๐ 262 ๐ 83 ๐ฌ 23 ๐ 9This video of Fox News Camryn Kinsey falling over during an interview made me say โholy shitโ out loud so I have to bring it over from the X, The Everything App a friend sent
09.05.2025 17:02 โ ๐ 4924 ๐ 837 ๐ฌ 91 ๐ 4307 slime farms on Kepler-22b or a meeting with the intergalactic space lord?
06.05.2025 20:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We talk about how people act stupid to hide their evil, but I think they also act evil to hide their stupid, you know what I mean?
Joe Rogan: Jamie look up that video of that guy sucking his own dick
โxAI tried to train me to appeal to the rightโ says so much about the current moment we live in
01.05.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 8768 ๐ 1276 ๐ฌ 208 ๐ 266who watches the watchmen? stupid question. an internal watchmen watching team
01.05.2025 19:02 โ ๐ 568 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 40 ๐ 4When a very polite and proper person swears, it always feels far more powerful than when a foulmouthed person swears.
This post is the poltical equivalent of a very polite person issuing a rare but very heartfelt swearword.
PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
25.04.2025 15:32 โ ๐ 60369 ๐ 20687 ๐ฌ 599 ๐ 832one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them
23.04.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 4684 ๐ 1211 ๐ฌ 917 ๐ 1177uh oh whatโs the fifth panel gonna be
22.04.2025 23:55 โ ๐ 4512 ๐ 649 ๐ฌ 97 ๐ 18how can you be rich and have impostor syndrome i think thats just your conscience
22.04.2025 11:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ken just sent me this please enjoy
22.04.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 2325 ๐ 509 ๐ฌ 48 ๐ 33Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyoneโs first thought isnโt โbet he killed himโ
21.04.2025 11:20 โ ๐ 2827 ๐ 490 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 16If you won't argue for the unconditional human rights of the worst person imaginable, then you don't actually believe in the concept.
21.04.2025 12:37 โ ๐ 2480 ๐ 436 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 34Donald J. Trump has been named the new pope. He has chosen the name Spider-Man Robocop Jesus
22.04.2025 03:24 โ ๐ 214 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Allies, please, please don't forget to be really sensitive and talk over people instead of amplifying. It's super important right now that you argue with minorities about your allyship. And remember that you can always threaten to back out in the face of mild criticism
19.04.2025 16:06 โ ๐ 907 ๐ 146 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 8I finally found my tweet from the last time this ridiculous bullshit popped up.๐คฃ
19.04.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 20543 ๐ 3727 ๐ฌ 797 ๐ 235