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@kph.bsky.social

Bikes, music, bewilderment

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Block in the back in the dumbest penalty they call that’s why I hate football

09.02.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a pretty handy road cyclist and only one time did I ever try riding from Sumner County downtown. It’s β€œdoable” and then you have to cross OHB, Due W, etc and still end up on Gallatin and no thanks y’all…

08.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[sees e-bike controversy of the day] Ahh my time has come yet again to go after my real enemy, dentists on S-Works frames

08.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rarely see *anyone* there such that I thought it might have already closed several times.

08.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
future victim @TOS_Violator
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
2:17 AM β€’ 2021-09-12

future victim @TOS_Violator the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 2:17 AM β€’ 2021-09-12

13.10.2024 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
The Muppet sideways eye meme. The average person only owns four bicycles in their life.

The Muppet sideways eye meme. The average person only owns four bicycles in their life.

07.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 329    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 18
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Me when they were done: I’m jealous of your pride. I used to have some.

07.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 501    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 11

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07.02.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With news of today's Shooting Stars revival announced, asked Dylan Harper if his dad still has his jumper.

"Nope," Dylan said. "It's gonna be hard to win."

Said for now the plan is for Ron Sr to handle layup duty.

07.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the severed dog's head that stuck out

07.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just went running at the beach and it was so cold the sweat that accumulated on my glasses turned to ice. Noticed too late for a photo. I was like why is there snow built up on my glasses…we love the outdoors don’t we

07.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No no you see it was just incompetence

07.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dΓ©neigement crew has hit our block and I still find this so entertaining we have to move to Quebec

07.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MUPPET MICHAEL CLAYTON where the only human role is Tilda Swinton

07.02.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

The pure comedy of both of us trying to stay upright in the wind and then THAT…

The Pitt’s got nothing

07.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walking a dog in 80 kmh gusts when she has diarrhea is amaaazing

07.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
NBA Basketball: LA Clippers at Sacramento
NBA Basketball: LA Clippers at Sacramento King
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NBA Basketball: LA Clippers at Sacramento NBA Basketball: LA Clippers at Sacramento King nola inarrec dIKS In oman. Amer IVE Sacramento hosts the Clippers at Golden 1 center. L Angeles battles behind Kawhi Leonard, while the Kings isit to excel with leader De Aaron Fox. The Clippers wor know. citynews.ca Watch. Listen. Connect. VIZIO

Yeeeeeaaah I dunno SportsNet might want to update rosters

07.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

D-White comes through again. Go Spurs Go!

07.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A great and then not so great film for 7 year-old me to stumble across on cable in the 80s.

07.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cycling
WEEKLY
'I don't want anything to do with Roubaix' - Quinn Simmons says Paris-Roubaix is 'so scary' as he targets other Classics

Cycling WEEKLY 'I don't want anything to do with Roubaix' - Quinn Simmons says Paris-Roubaix is 'so scary' as he targets other Classics

lol, lmao

07.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never thought I would come to find the sound of a snow plow soothing but here we are

07.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a half hour ago my wife was lamenting having switched from (Nashville) criminal law to immigration law. "I thought this way I would be helping people and not have to see the worst of humanity every day." :/

06.02.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JD Vance does not deserve the joy of the Olympics and should be pelted with frozen fruit

06.02.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I appreciate that awesome cheer for Canada. I have some guesses as to why.

06.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Style Council - My Ever Changing Moods
YouTube video by TheStyleCouncilVEVO The Style Council - My Ever Changing Moods

Today I woke up with a Style Council song in my head.

Definitely the best Campagnolo feature in a music video ever.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmVk...

06.02.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Penguins brand

06.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Facebook post featuring a pair of folks petting a therapy dog named Winnie.

A Facebook post featuring a pair of folks petting a therapy dog named Winnie.

Golly NINE years ago we took the new therapy dog out for a spin at BNA on the occasion of a certain β€œtravel ban”

Plus Γ§a fucking change :/

06.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole β€œthe Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

05.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3973    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 47

Ha, from my run just a few minutes ago

05.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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