Matthew Rosen

At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, 1 am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. 1 am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

“Full force” … so, it seems like he’s authorizing the U.S. military to k*ll protesters.

Is that how you would interpret this?

This is a joke, right? A parody account?

We have an authoritarian prosecuting his political enemies, destroying the rule of law, subverting Congress, wrecking the economy, and, inter alia, deploying troops and masked secret police to majority-opposition party cities.

FOCUS ON HEALTHCARE?????

You know how fascism requires a smaller and smaller ingroup as it develops?

Well so does neoliberalism.

Palestinians, trans people, disabled people...they become acceptable losses who must be sacrificed to "save democracy."

The only way to defeat fascism is to leave no one behind.

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

I think this same argument applies to so-called "cancel culture," where established pundits decry students & activists (read: non-elites) who merely express our own views as being "censorious," while ignoring countless attempts by elites (politicians, administrations, media) to literally censor us

With all due respect, Mr. Borowitz, you’re confusing leftists with liberals. Liberals oppose gun ownership; leftists generally don’t, citing a pro-worker armament Karl Marx Quote beginning with “Under no pretext…”

Instead of the media’s lazy posthumous takes, I am in favor of Kirk’s actual words being spread far and wide.

Truly bizarre to see people attacked, shamed, and disciplined for saying things about Charlie Kirk that are 1000x less offensive than what Charlie Kirk said about people

"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense

This is Gavin Newsom introducing and attempting to mainstream the idea that adults should also not be allowed to transition.

That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it.

And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?

democrat fantasy: "i'm going to reach out to republicans and show them we have things in common"

actual reality: conservative media is happy to host slimy unlikable men who will help convince their audience that democrats' beliefs are just a more cowardly version of what republicans believe

I am a lefty who spends my social media time on Bluesky (the supposed lefty app) & I hadn't heard anything about this "Sydney Sweeny thing" until Charlie Warzel's article (about the discourse surrounding it) yesterday

A meme. In the first frame there is a T-Rex from Jurassic Park pictured with the words "DEMOCRATS FIGHTING ZOHRAN MAMDANI." In the second frame there is an image of Barney the Dinosaur shrugging along with text that reads "DEMOCRATS FIGHTING DONALD TRUMP."

True story.

Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla

Democrats Back Resolution Thanking Federal Agents For Handcuffing Alex Padilla
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They are doing martial law you guys

Just because no one is using those words doesn't change the facts on the ground

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

for those unfamiliar with competitive Pokemon this is the equivalent of if the NBA made guns legal and Lebron James insisted that this was ruining the sport but was forced to use one in order to keep up with the competition and despite his hatred of guns the NBA started out giving Lebron Themed Guns

Mirror Herb was introduced in Gen 9, and you can also chain breed w/ Alolan Persian or use Smeargle

Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

“One way to stop seeing trees, or rivers, or hills only as ‘natural resources’ is to class them as fellow beings—kinfolk.”
--Ursula K. Le Guin, 2014
#EarthDay

this is where your harry potter money goes.

Every time that dodo takes something away it means we’re about to have another Twitter migration which means this place is gonna go from 0 to insufferable for the next few weeks so buckle up, I guess

So anyway, Strom Thurmond still holds the record for longest FILIBUSTER in Senate history, since Cory Booker didn't bother to actually filibuster anything.

Tell me again how Democrats are doing ANYTHING to resist the fascist takeover of our government.

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

my god

A news article headline reads, "White House Plans to Pause $175 Million for Penn Over Transgender Policy." The subheadline states that the decision is part of a broader effort to push universities to end diversity programming and adopt stricter discipline. Below the text is a photograph of a historic building on the University of Pennsylvania's campus, with a statue in the foreground and leafless trees framing the image. The article is authored by Alan Blinder and Michael C. Bender, published on March 19, 2025.

A news article continues discussing the Trump administration's decision to suspend $175 million in federal funding to the University of Pennsylvania due to its policies regarding transgender athletes. The article references a White House social media account announcing the move, citing Penn's support of transgender swimmer Lia Thomas as a justification. A response from Penn states that they have not received official notification and assert they are in compliance with all relevant regulations.

You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including

False. Trans women are only allowed in women’s sports after undergoing HRT to bring their testosterone level down to a cis woman’s. Just about every trans woman athlete of note performed well in the men’s division before medically transitioning—yes, even Lia Thomas, despite what you may have heard.