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It's great how every day of this war I have to explain to Americans that Eastern Europeans are not stupid and if they are asked to capitulate to Russia or die we will literally choose the rational option: death.

19.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Hey.

Keep your children away from people who think that itโ€™s okay for grown men to have sex with teenage girls.

19.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Texas, every few years: "We're going to secede!"

The rest of the US: "You keep saying it, but never actually do it. Please, leave."

Texas: "Wha-!!? But-... These are all the things Texas provides!?!"

US: "Yeah. We know. Not worth. Leave."

Then Texas goes and cries silently in the corner.

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If Pam Bondi wasnโ€™t an idiot she would have released select parts of the Epstein files that implicated some dead republicans, and a couple living democrats and claim that was the whole thing. Even do some arrests. People wouldโ€™ve felt vindicated and moved on.

19.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"oh, yeah, sorry. Anyway, let's move on. We said sorry - so... It goes away now. We said the magic words. Tadaaa"

Trump is sad it didn't happen in America, so he could sell the pardon.

19.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Saudi Crown Prince had Khashoggi dismembered in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul.

Dismembered while still alive.

But Khashoggi gave his phone to his fiancee and went in with his Apple Watch recording.

His watch was connected to his phone.

It captured the gruesome audio of his brutal killing.

19.11.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 486    ๐Ÿ” 275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

To a majority of GOP voters, every woman will always be Eve and the "fault" of all humanities greatest woes.

And/or -less- then men.

Always.

They *require* a supervisor masculine to prop the patriarchy, a major cornerstone of their beliefs.

Fanatics without actual Faith, they are a lost cause.

19.11.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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True that!

19.11.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Single issue voter here.

Nuremberg Trials 2.0 and a Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

Crimes against humanity must be punished.

19.11.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I demand a Nuremberg trials 2.0 and a truth and Reconciliation commission.

We can NOT just "go back" to the way things were.

Crimes against humanity are punished via hanging. I literally want to see actual bodies for this attempt to destroy America.

19.11.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jamie Raskin is A Truth Teller......

19.11.2025 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4764    ๐Ÿ” 2196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

Thereโ€™s a guy in my neighborhood whose teenage son is sitting in prison for murder. A murder he committed while living in our neighborhood and this man wants to bitch on our neighborhood page about how my wifeโ€™s side business (cookies) could bring undesirables to our neighborhood.

18.11.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Preview
Neo-Nazi cyberattack takes down Kenyan govt sites A largescale cyberattack has led to the defacement of several key Kenyan government websites.

Between this and the various high profile U.S. university hacks over the last few years we are living through a real resurgence in neo-nazi hacktivism right now. Dark times.
itweb.africa/article/neo-...

18.11.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Iโ€™m so irritated that the black women who were in some role at Lucasfilm seem to have all left. And Iโ€™m not irritated at them for leaving (unless they were forced out), Iโ€™m irritated that the environment wasnโ€™t conducive to them staying.

18.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2666    ๐Ÿ” 287    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Don't worry! Our nation is heavily invested in Tulip bulbs - I mean - Crypto currency.

It'll be fiiiiiiine.

19.11.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet we won't see jobs numbers again, not the GOP is ousted.

19.11.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's why you see cops taking down weed farms, they don't have the balls to go after meth dens and crack houses.

19.11.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She could get her party to haul Homan and Noem to the Hill and demand they stop it. Otherwise itโ€™s just a throwaway line.

19.11.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you really want to eliminate the Big, Fat, Rich Insurance Companies, pass Medicare for All

18.11.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 230    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Republicans must NEVER be given power again.

19.11.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I would note that a lot of people don't like Trump.

19.11.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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