Reverend Luci Dracul

A man lied about “shootin’ blanks” in the ‘90s and now I have to “carry on his family name”? Gross.

I love calling Nazis “Nazis” ‘cause they know they are but are terrified and extremely offended when they’re labeled correctly.

I’m not sure but since it’s a butterfly, maybe we can call them flaps? I’m just spitballin’, ignore me. Lol

Just seen a comment that said “even though I believe that vaccines cause autism, my unvaccinated child is autistic…” and I swear to Christ… I shouldn’t share equal rights with these people.

And you know what? I’d still stand outside and swear myself into Office ‘cause I’m not a pussy-ass bitch, worried abowt his wittol feetsies getting cowld.

Layer up like a fuckin’ adult. Also, there’s heat packs you can put in your shoes and pockets to help keep you warm… pussy.

Taylor Swift 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

Tim Walz just capped prescription copays for Minnesotans at $25. In case Donold wants suggestions for his “concepts of a plan.”

Yep.

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

My message to Zuck

I hope everyone who sees this is having a blessed time. I don’t care if it’s bright and early, dark and late, or somewhere in between. I just hope that you’re able to see the light in the situation you’re in.

🩷🩷 LMB

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@nialovelis.bsky.social…

✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!✨

I hope your birthday is filled with nothing but love and happiness and pure joy! Sending you lots and lots of love and hugs from your most idiotic supporter! 🩷💜

Yesterday, it was all “Merry Christmas” but today… today, it’s all “Merry Crisis” ‘cause the post-holiday chaos begins now.

Men hate it when women…

Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.

The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.

....and another thing.

🚨🚨🚨WHY ISN’T THIS A BIGGER STORY?

The media lately ignored that Donald Trump secretly spoke with Vladimir Putin as many as SEVEN times since leaving office.

The conversations coincided with Trump pressuring Republicans to block military aid to Ukraine.

TRUMP IS A TRAITOR!!!

Reindeer said “fuck your grandma!” 😂😂😂

I don’t think a criminal should be president.

I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general.

People like that should be in prison.

If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.

hating cats is a red flag idc

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

I’d be more excited if he was inspired to never do anything ever again and leaped into obscurity where rapists belong until they end up in Hell and tortured for the remainder of their soul’s eternal existence…

Well, when put it that way…

For my first… whatever these are called, here’s a random thought:

Watching some adult content last night (Fansly) and I got to thinkin’… “when women watch porn, do they look for creators or kinks? Do they care who’s in the video or just what the content is?”